Plush Toys Gone Bad

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    Plush Toys Gone Bad

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    And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped
    purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
    What the hell is wrong with her? The little girl is a pervert. It's
    funny that when a boy rips the clothes off of a babie and.. "does
    things" to it, he's a freak; but a girl can play with as many "mystery
    bulges" as she wants and still remain innocent, pure, and sweet.
    That's crap.

    She knew there was a willy under those pants... I don't believe
    that it came as a surprise to her. What else could have been there?
    I mean, maybe if the "mystery bulge" was on the chest, and she
    discovered a willy attached to a nipple -- that would be surprising.
    But to expect anything other than a weenie from a bulge in the
    weenie-area of a man-doll is just stupid. She's either stupid or
    a liar... and a pervert.

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    That's great, I really don't see what the problem is.
    “It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”
    Exposed to this kind of thing? Big deal, males have penises. Is finding this out at 6 years old really that big of a deal? What, is it going to scar the child for life or something?

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    I think Its funny, especialy the:

    “Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

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    Well think about it. Its a 1 : 6 ratio being willy to body. So thats a real large doogan! I'm 6'1 so if I had a willy like that I'd be a foot long hot dog
    "When I die I want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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    Originally posted by ZakkWylde969
    Well think about it. Its a 1 : 6 ratio being willy to body. So thats a real large doogan! I'm 6'1 so if I had a willy like that I'd be a foot long hot dog
    There is something inherently disturbing about that statement.
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    Originally posted by Zach L.
    There is something inherently disturbing about that statement.
    But its true I tell you!
    "When I die I want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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