Pregnancy....god no, plz no

**Cheeze-It** · 07-09-2003

Originally posted by Brian
and use 2 condoms just to be safe.

The problem isn't with the condom, it's with his manhood. The
condom didn't break, it fell off (::giggle::)... Rod, you can't
be angry at Wal-Mart*, only at your weenie (pardon my language,
but it's true).

*Is that who made your condom? I've never heard of Walmark,
so I'll assume it was a typo and that you actually meant to write
Wal-Mart instead. Why would anybody buy a condom from a
company that has all their products manufactured in China? If
there's one thing you don't want manufactured in China, it's your
condom. A country of 1 billion can't be relied upon to manufacture
birth control products. They obviously haven't mastered the skill
of condom-making.

Then again, I don't know much about the condom business, so
maybe there is a company called WalMark that makes condoms.
Are there any man-skanks out there that can enlighten me? But
even if that's true, they must not have a good reputation; if they
did, I would have heard of them. They're probably a generic
condom manufacturer. Generic condoms...tsk, tsk. I've heard of
"Trojan", that's what you should have bought. They're successful
enough to advertise on non-cable television. People are buying
their products... for a reason.

**-KEN-** · 07-09-2003

Those bastards monopolized the condom market

**Brian** · 07-09-2003

Originally posted by Eibro
Using 3 would be even better.

Why not go the whole way and use 4?
You'll be a fort!

**Speedy5** · 07-09-2003

Originally posted by -KEN-
Those bastards monopolized the condom market

This whole board makes me laugh every time I check it!

**sean** · 07-09-2003

I'm told that 2 condoms actually makes them more likely to break. I don't know from experience, really! It's that stupid health class they're making us take... Man I hate some of those lessons... *shudders*

**RoD** · 07-09-2003

two is worse than one. It was durex i bought it at walmart.

As for it falling off, its not unheard of. Anyway she had her monthly visiter today, never thought i'd be happy bout that.

**Govtcheez** · 07-09-2003

The UPS guy?

> As for it falling off, its not unheard of.

Whatever, needledick

**~~frenchfry164~~** · 07-09-2003

only at your weenie

Very nicely put. I haven't used that word since I was like 6, but then again, you were trying to keep it clean, so I shouldn't be a weenie about it

I've heard of Durex from friends. The stories I heard weren't good, so I wouldn't use them. I'm going to get a Trojan (when the time comes to spread my cream corn

). I mean, you shouldn't go cheap on something like this, even the expensive stuff is pretty darn cheap, it's just a piece of lubricated latex.

**nvoigt** · 07-10-2003

I mean, you shouldn't go cheap on something like this, even the expensive stuff is pretty darn cheap, it's just a piece of lubricated latex.

I think for a piece of active health care, it's still pretty expensive. The government should somehow subsidize (sp?) it if it doesn't already.

**Govtcheez** · 07-10-2003

> when the time comes to spread my cream corn

Let's make a deal. I'll stop puking if you never talk again, okay?

**sean** · 07-10-2003

Last time I checked, Germany does not have a huge population problem. Why the heck should the government subsidize?

**RoD** · 07-10-2003

say wat u will govt dont be jealous i got u beat :P

You'd be crazy to go to trojan dude, all they do is break. Durex have never broken on me, and in months of use this was the first incident. A few people i know had this happen on other brands too..

**Govtcheez** · 07-10-2003

> say wat u will govt dont be jealous i got u beat

All I know is that I've never had a condom fall off my wang.

**nvoigt** · 07-10-2003

Why the heck should the government subsidize?

Because pregnancy is probably the sexually transmitted something with the lowest mortality rate. Other sexually transmitted things are not as pleasant and not as life-giving.

Sidenote: never had any problems with Durex.