Pregnancy....god no, plz no

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    Originally posted by Brian
    and use 2 condoms just to be safe.
    The problem isn't with the condom, it's with his manhood. The
    condom didn't break, it fell off (::giggle::)... Rod, you can't
    be angry at Wal-Mart*, only at your weenie (pardon my language,
    but it's true).

    *Is that who made your condom? I've never heard of Walmark,
    so I'll assume it was a typo and that you actually meant to write
    Wal-Mart instead. Why would anybody buy a condom from a
    company that has all their products manufactured in China? If
    there's one thing you don't want manufactured in China, it's your
    condom. A country of 1 billion can't be relied upon to manufacture
    birth control products. They obviously haven't mastered the skill
    of condom-making.

    Then again, I don't know much about the condom business, so
    maybe there is a company called WalMark that makes condoms.
    Are there any man-skanks out there that can enlighten me? But
    even if that's true, they must not have a good reputation; if they
    did, I would have heard of them. They're probably a generic
    condom manufacturer. Generic condoms...tsk, tsk. I've heard of
    "Trojan", that's what you should have bought. They're successful
    enough to advertise on non-cable television. People are buying
    their products... for a reason.

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    Those bastards monopolized the condom market

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    Originally posted by Eibro
    Using 3 would be even better.
    Why not go the whole way and use 4?
    You'll be a fort!

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    Originally posted by -KEN-
    Those bastards monopolized the condom market
    This whole board makes me laugh every time I check it!

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    I'm told that 2 condoms actually makes them more likely to break. I don't know from experience, really! It's that stupid health class they're making us take... Man I hate some of those lessons... *shudders*

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    two is worse than one. It was durex i bought it at walmart.

    As for it falling off, its not unheard of. Anyway she had her monthly visiter today, never thought i'd be happy bout that.

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    The UPS guy?

    > As for it falling off, its not unheard of.

    Whatever, needledick

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    only at your weenie
    Very nicely put. I haven't used that word since I was like 6, but then again, you were trying to keep it clean, so I shouldn't be a weenie about it

    I've heard of Durex from friends. The stories I heard weren't good, so I wouldn't use them. I'm going to get a Trojan (when the time comes to spread my cream corn ). I mean, you shouldn't go cheap on something like this, even the expensive stuff is pretty darn cheap, it's just a piece of lubricated latex.

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    I mean, you shouldn't go cheap on something like this, even the expensive stuff is pretty darn cheap, it's just a piece of lubricated latex.
    I think for a piece of active health care, it's still pretty expensive. The government should somehow subsidize (sp?) it if it doesn't already.
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    > when the time comes to spread my cream corn

    Let's make a deal. I'll stop puking if you never talk again, okay?

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    Last time I checked, Germany does not have a huge population problem. Why the heck should the government subsidize?

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    say wat u will govt dont be jealous i got u beat :P

    You'd be crazy to go to trojan dude, all they do is break. Durex have never broken on me, and in months of use this was the first incident. A few people i know had this happen on other brands too..

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    > say wat u will govt dont be jealous i got u beat

    All I know is that I've never had a condom fall off my wang.

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    Why the heck should the government subsidize?
    Because pregnancy is probably the sexually transmitted something with the lowest mortality rate. Other sexually transmitted things are not as pleasant and not as life-giving.

    Sidenote: never had any problems with Durex.
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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
    > say wat u will govt dont be jealous i got u beat

    All I know is that I've never had a condom fall off my wang.
    lmao, me either cept this one time. I'm just going to accept that this will follow me here for life and move on lol

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