Me and my g/f (3 small images)

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    Originally posted by Brian
    Girls will leave guys for a guy with any better features. Namely: cash, muscles, social status and their car. Or if you beat them up too much or ignore them, like tamagotchis, they run away.

    Girlfriends are a waste of time in modern society. If you're a rock star, then fine, but otherwise, casual sex is the only way to go.
    Sigh. Poor little man. Thanks, zornthro, for keeping it real.

    Yeah, there are plenty of worthless girls, but there's an equal number of worthless guys who do the same. Stereotyping just perpetuates the problem and makes it worse for yourself.

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    > steriotyping *speling.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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    Originally posted by Brian
    Girls will leave guys for a guy with any better features. Namely: cash, muscles, social status and their car. Or if you beat them up too much or ignore them, like tamagotchis, they run away.

    Girlfriends are a waste of time in modern society. If you're a rock star, then fine, but otherwise, casual sex is the only way to go.

    Hee hee c'mon Brian...they are just like blokes when it comes down to it.......

    They want one thing and want it often and good!

    They will not leave (opposite to you) a fat,poor,banger driving thin guy if they get it good last thing at night.

    No point beating about the bush here guys...trust me. (oooer)

    And ROD, your photos look like screenshots from Dallas-maybe Dynasty. She looks kinda cute though
    Such is life.

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    She looks kinda cute though
    yeah....uhmm.....have any nude photos of her?.............................................. ....j/k

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    If only girls went for the casual sex idea themselves, eh? Well, at least without a fee...

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    >>RoD's knee seems like it would have started hurting after a while though if he had to hold that pose for a long time. . .

    Actually we held that pose for about 30 seconds tops and the pain i felt was excrutiating (sp). I have several severe knee-injuries to my name, and it sucked balls.

    As for titanic, it would have been much, much, funnier had they been standing on the front like idiots WHEN they hit the iceberg

    >>have any nude photos of her?

    Yep, that and many other awsome pics, all in my brain....no u cant see them :P

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    Originally posted by DDPhoenix
    Sigh. Poor little man. Thanks, zornthro, for keeping it real.

    Yeah, there are plenty of worthless girls, but there's an equal number of worthless guys who do the same. Stereotyping just perpetuates the problem and makes it worse for yourself.
    Actually, there are more worthless guys than girls; at least girls
    have the inherent knowledge of how to cook a pancake going for
    them...

    I don't like boys, either. There are so many things wrong with them,
    I wouldn't even know where to start (but it'd probably be somewhere
    around their unhealthy obsession with sports. Jeez, how can
    anybody get so worked up over watching people throw balls.)


    If only girls went for the casual sex idea themselves, eh? Well, at least without a fee...
    Wow, a man-skank..

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    Titanic is the best movie ever. I can't believe the most successful
    movie of all time suddenly has so many detracters. You know what
    that says? It says you're groupie movie fans. You like a movie when
    it's popular, but after the trend has died, so has your interest.
    I doubt any of you expressed the same anti-Titanic opinions 6
    years ago. The simple fact is, it's the greatest movie ever put
    to film.

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    Wow, a man-skank..
    Kidding, apparently you didn't realize that however.

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    My dad told me girls like it when you hit them in the face. What a god damn liar, I haven't had a date since last year when I busted my date and her friends nose.

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    Originally posted by Eibro
    My dad told me girls like it when you hit them in the face. What a god damn liar, I haven't had a date since last year when I busted my date and her friends nose.
    Well, did you offer to wipe the blood off her face?

    Didn't think so.

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    govt made a comment at FD i think holds firm here:

    "Wait, you guys ask them first?" - Not exact, same idea

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    >>>> With the exception of Titanic, the movies are really, really bad.
    >>It started off bad, but once they hit the ice-berg, it was okay.

    HAHAHAHA!

    >>It's much easier for guys: take a box, give it something vaguely resembling boobs and a nice butt, make it jiggle, and then watch them go goo-goo eyed.

    LOL

    Girls are awesome! They're fun to be with, do stupid things that are funny, share experiences, etc. Having a girlfriend is great; you really have to have had one to know. You and your gf are like buds, close together everywhere, you talk alot, and you know, get little "something-somethings" lol . The only girls I hate are those queen-$$$$$es who think they're everything great and that just act like brats. These are few and far in between so no need to worry. If you choose your friends right, you're bound to find some girls that you can relate to. Girls are no different to boys, they are human beings and love being carresed.

    You have to admit, girls look goddamn awesome. If you can't say that, then do society a favor and go dig a hole and jump in. Asap.

    Sports are so fun, you get an adrenaline rush when you're out playing trying to be your best. They're much better than programming anyday. This is how programming fits according to me: Roller Hockey > Soccer > Programming > Swimming

    Ethic, you are just really negative about everything. You remind me of Holden in this book we read at school, Catcher in the Rye.

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    > Catcher in the Rye.

    Hey, I heard of that. I love the end when he plays catch with his dad's ghost. I thought it was in a cornfield, though...

    (if you build it, they will come)

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    Sad thing about guys is that if we like a girl, then insulting ourselves to get her to like us is not out of the question...
    "Think not but that I know these things; or think
    I know them not: not therefore am I short
    Of knowing what I ought."
    -John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)

    "Work hard and it might happen."
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