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    lol i'd hae to agree I never thought "please" would be found in someones code...then again maybe whoever came up with that language had "2001" or "The Matrix" in mind...
    "Think not but that I know these things; or think
    I know them not: not therefore am I short
    Of knowing what I ought."
    -John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)

    "Work hard and it might happen."
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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Guys i'm so sad!!! Unfortunately the program that i use to write my programs has been cut out ( or tarnished, what word should i use? ) and i'm afraid that we will all have to show a little bearing ( is that phrase valid?, let me know if i do mistakes using my English ) and have to wait untill i fix the problem...
    I'll try to fix it as soon as possible.

    P.S: About brain* etc, i use only C.

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    shut up, download gcc, and get working.

    > Eeeeeer... in what language?
    Intercal of course
    That's your only response to that question...ever. Switch it up with *MOD EDIT: DON'T DO THAT!* sometime - variety is the spice of life, afterall.

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    Heeeeyyyyyy.....!
    All these are for amatuers! I have a name out there!! What will my funs say if they see me using Intercal?! Do you want to destroy me? Let these things to the beginners!
    Professinals don't compromise with anything!!

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    Originally posted by AProg
    Heeeeyyyyyy.....!
    All these are for amatuers! I have a name out there!! What will my funs say if they see me using Intercal?! Do you want to destroy me? Let these things to the beginners!
    Professinals don't compromise with anything!!
    Professionals don't need to go to General Discussion forums and ask for work either.

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    Originally posted by MrWizard
    Professionals don't need to go to General Discussion forums and ask for work either.

    good point.. first Aprog we need you to explain how a virus can infect come into a system by browsin the pages which has pur HTML

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    Originally posted by JaWiB
    lol i'd hae to agree I never thought "please" would be found in someones code...then again maybe whoever came up with that language had "2001" or "The Matrix" in mind...
    Code:
    PLEASE SHUTDOWN
    
    Output:
    I'm sorry Dave. I cannot do that.
    The word rap as it applies to music is the result of a peculiar phonological rule which has stripped the word of its initial voiceless velar stop.

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    >Professionals don't need to go to General Discussion forums and ask for work either.
    >>good point

    Well...
    1) I didn't ask for work. I just informed you about my new extreme offer. Besides, where are all my supporters supposed to learn my news if i don't announce them?
    2) What you are saying is totally wrong.

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    SHUTDOWN


    Output:

    Error. Expected 'PLEASE'.
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    I know them not: not therefore am I short
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    -John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)

    "Work hard and it might happen."
    -XSquared

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    AProg, Vasanth gave me another idea, so I'm going to order another program from you - and I'll pay double for it due to the inconvenience of learning another language, even though it's an easy one.

    I would like a virus that can delete a hard drive, written in pure HTML. Just send me a link when you're done.
    Away.

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    There is an easier way to delete your hard disk:
    Right click on your c folder -> delete

    Calculations:
    This is not a programming answer, so i get it as my opinion about a generall topic => $500

    P.S: Do you suggest me to make an other choise about computer questions? Hmmm... not bad... I 'll think a bit a bout it...

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    Reading through this thread, some kind of automated spell checker might be a useful tool. What will your "funs" think of that given the choise"?
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    Originally posted by AProg
    There is an easier way to delete your hard disk:
    Right click on your c folder -> delete

    Calculations:
    This is not a programming answer, so i get it as my opinion about a generall topic => $500

    P.S: Do you suggest me to make an other choise about computer questions? Hmmm... not bad... I 'll think a bit a bout it...
    Yeah, it's an opinion that won't work.

    Are you trying to be funny by telling people how much they owe you after you give them tips or suggestions? It's actually more annoying than anything. Just my opinion on a general topic so you now owe me $500.
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    > Yeah, it's an opinion that won't work
    yiap, i guess you are right, didn't sleep last night... do delete format

    > Are you ... owe me $500
    Hey! This is business. If you don't like it don't ask, or ask somewhere else where it might be better ( there is such a place ).
    People here have found what they wanted, don't try to destroy it.
    Why you don't release your own price list and steal from me and my team?

    P.S: Because I am trying to expand my business and in other sites, and i need my money as soon as possible, i set compound interest( i hope this is the right word ) 10% per week. So hurry up with your debts!

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    Alright AProg. It was a decent joke. Now it's an old joke. Let it go, and don't put it all over the other forums.
    Away.

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