Cockpit dispute :°)

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    Cockpit dispute :°)

    An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is jewish and the first officer is chinese.

    It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along very well.

    After about thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters "I don't like chinese."

    The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike chinese? Why dat?"

    "You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like chinese."

    "Nooooo, noooo chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That japanese, not chinese."

    "Chinese, japanese, vietnamese ... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

    Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the first officer says:
    "No rike jew."

    "Why not? Why don't you like jews?"

    "Jews sink Titanic."

    "The jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg!"

    "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all same."

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    Ha, ha. I needed that.
    No. Wait. Don't hang up!

    This is America calling!

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    I don't get it.

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    This is one of those jokes where I just groan or sigh, or roll my eyes and walk away, resisting the urge to slap the the joke-teller in the head.

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    Silvercord, those people are all Jews.

    A decent joke.
    Away.

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    I thought it was decent.

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    I give it 1 Laff.

    Not bad but it still belongs in the Bad Joke pile

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    whimsical.
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    Originally posted by BMJ
    This is one of those jokes where I just groan or sigh, or roll my eyes and walk away, resisting the urge to slap the the joke-teller in the head.
    It's also the best choice for you, as your eyes might "roll" right after the slapped joke-teller kicks your head...

    Btw,
    Sorry, I have nothing against Chinese or Jews, it was just a joke!
    Not the best, I admit, but I like it.

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    Smile

    Ha ha! Good punchline.
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    Originally posted by rick barclay


    Ha, ha. I needed that.
    lol same here...that was good!!
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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