travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them

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travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them

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omfg...pure genius. I wish I'd thought of that.

Here's another:

What's worse than a shovenistic pig?

A stupid bithc that won't shut her mouth





and then

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Want to go ride a bike?


EDIT:
My job is too hard I wish I was a still born.

mmmkkk...

"Even luck comes with a price-tag."

Here's another one:

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Join the Army!

At Age 20 Where Else Could You Have:
Waterskied in Malta
Climbed a mountain in Cyprus
Gone sight-seeing in Ireland
Flown first class around the world
Played football in Germany
Gone sailing in Singapore
...and still had a decent military burial?

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>>Flown first class around the world

I don't think that the military transports afew hundred soldiers by first class. If the USA does, then thats kinda rediculous.

Nah... Its a Monty Python thing. Perhaps the British Army does. ;)

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Originally posted by Silvercord
omfg...pure genius. I wish I'd thought of that.

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It's a cheap knock-off of a simpson's joke. Isn't everything?

>travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them

Is that a joke or something?

AProg, he omitted that it is a mock army recruitment slogan.

blow into this paper bag, go home and stop grinning at everyone.

What paper bag?

the paperbag ur supposed to use incase u get "sick"