1. You move alot. Every time a tornado hits your trailer park you get a whole new neighbourhood. 2. You no longer go to prostitutes. You hate running into your mother all the time. 3. You buy a new computer and the manual states "Hit any key to continue". You laugh because there is no key labelled "Any key" on your keyboard. 4. Your sister looks so hot when she sucks on a toothpick. 5. You buy your Mom a thoughtful gift for Christmas. Then you fight over who gets to use the anal beads first you or her. 6. You can't figure out why "Dukes of Hazzard" didn't win an Oscar. 7. Why don't all the finer restaurants give out toothpicks after a meal. 8. Whats that funny looking silver handle on the toilet do? 9. You think the hole is the best part of a doughnut. 10. Grade 5...Whats that?