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    Proof that women are evil:

    What women need most are time and money...
    women=time*money
    As we all know, time IS money...
    women=money*money
    And of course as the saying goes, money is the root of all evil...
    women=sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)
    Therefore...
    women=evil

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    lol PJYelton

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    The only problem with the proof that women are evil is that "and" normally implies addition, not multiplication.
    Away.

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    normally implies addition, not multiplication
    I'd rather refer to it as "COMPLICATION"
    The knack of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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    Whoops, I said it wrong!

    The actual beginning to the proof is that as we all know a girlfriend/woman is the product of time and money.

    So the proof stands!!

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    or you keep women by time and money

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    howdy,
    Don't read this.

    or

    Don't look here.

    M.R.
    I don't like you very much. Please post a lot less.
    Cheez
    *and then*
    No, I know you were joking. My point still stands.

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    I don't want to start a new thread for this, so it goes here.

    http://www.genmay.com/misc.php?action=faq
    Don't click it if you're epiliptic. Other than that... have fun.
    Away.

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    wwoooo....that was something!!!

    (bumper stickers)
    I is a college student.

    Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

    Don't steal. The government hates competition.

    So many pedestrians, so little time.
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    howdy,
    oh boy bumper stickers

    "Trust Everyone, but Brand your Calves"

    M.R.
    I don't like you very much. Please post a lot less.
    Cheez
    *and then*
    No, I know you were joking. My point still stands.

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    >http://www.genmay.com/misc.php?action=faq<

    permanent brain damage... ah... that's better =)

    oh... and how dare they try to match wits with me!!! AktiF!!!
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    The unstoppable force stops, the immovable object moves.


    Douglas Adams - "I love deadlines, especially the wooshing sound they make when they go past."

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    The unstoppable force stops, the immovable object moves.
    Unstoppable -> CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!!
    Immovable -> CANNOT MOVE/BE MOVED!!!!

    So....If they were to collide.... the immovable object does'nt move and the unstoppable object either bounces away in another direction or bursts into pieces and goes in their seperate ways or the unstoppable object stays at the point of contact trying to move past the immovable object or they both explode on cantact
    The knack of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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    Its a Zen puzzle dammit!

    If a tree falls on you in the woods, and there's no one else around, will you still scream !?!?

    Gus
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    Its a Zen puzzle dammit!
    Zen puzzle or not....just looked at it my way

    If a tree falls on you in the woods, and there's no one else around, will you still scream !?!?
    Yes...its human nature. Fear makes you scream
    The knack of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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