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    omg!!!

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/fc?cid=3...Microsoft_News

    that disgusting, imagine how many perverts would go in there to look at porn!!! I would stay far far away
    mooooo@cooowwww.com

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    MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried.
    I'll be wiping my butt with the one that says www.microsoft.com
    Away.

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    lmfao ok there is way too much wrong with this.

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    That's quite possibly the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

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    It's great for everyone until someone blasts a dookie on they keyboard.
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    Only women in Britain call it 'the loo'....we go for sh***** or crapper or 'bog' etc

    Did nobody read the rest of this stuff?

    Split decision over wether M/S WILL control the future etc-unbiased and interesting.................

    Same link as above
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    i dont want to know wat will happen when the program controlling the crapper gets a memory leak or internal error.

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    See, that's why Microsoft is so rich... Innovation. Brilliant idea. All
    it needs is one of those mini-fridges...

    $20 says they're going to charge you by the minute, though.
    Staying away from General.

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    Originally posted by RoD
    i dont want to know wat will happen when the program controlling the crapper gets a memory leak or internal error.
    that would probably result in a seg fault or more likely a huge core dump...

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    "Windows has detected the presence of a new ass and is installing the needed files to accomdate you."

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    People wipe their asses with $$$$ on them and then use the keyboard, then redo again and again.

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    wait till someone wizzes all over the thing and sparks start flying

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    What can I say? That idea is full of CRAP!

    PS: sorry for the cheap pun

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    Dude I can't wait... free wirless keyboard and comp w/ XP PRO...

    I'll just put in a urinal cake in the case to void the smell.
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    GREATEST MICROSOFT ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER
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