I'm serious. Earlier this week I noticed that my urine didn't have
a lot of color to it; it actually looked more like water than urine.
I didn't really think anything of it until now. I just did a search on
Google for "colorless urine"...
It turns out that's a symptom of diabetes. I thought it was just
a result of drinking so much Diet Pepsi lately (about 6 cans/day).
But guess what else I found out... Yeah, that excessive thirst is
also a symptom.
I'm scared, I don't want diabetes. I hate needles, and I don't
want to spend the rest of my life injecting myself with insulin. I
don't care if I'll eventually get used to it - the point is, I'll be
diseased and nobody will like me. No woman will marry me because
she'll think our kids will inherit my colorless-urine disorder.
Then again, it could be Diabetes Insipidus, which may just mean
that my pituitary gland is screwed up (I believe this was the same
disease that was talked about in a very special episode of Home
Improvement. Remember, the one where Randy was afraid he
might die?) because I have a brain tumor.
I'm in a panic right now. I've also noticed that my vision hasn't been
as good as it used to be. I was thinking that was from staring at
my monitor so much lately... But guess what else. Yeah, another
I think I'm going to go for a walk. Maybe I'll buy some Doritos and
Fig Newtons. Maybe a drive, clear my mind...
Oh jeez, what if my kidneys are failing? I don't have any siblings,
so I can't borrow one from a brother or something. And I'm kind
of, uh, between jobs right now (I don't care, feel free to tease me.
I've tried to get a job these past few months -- I've even been on
a few interviews, but nobody has hired me. There's nothing I
can do about it), so buying one is definately out of the question, too.
What if I go blind? Or have to have something amputated? I can't
stand the thought of that.
Kids, live life to it's fullest. I was once like you: a young person
without a care in the world. Letting each day pass, not even thinking
that it could be the last. But now look at me. I'm on my death bed and
looking back at my 21 years of life, realizing that it has all been
wasted. Be something, kids! Live your life. Don't end up like ethic!!!
Symptoms of Diabets Include:
-[x]Increased thirst and frequent urination (especially at night).
-Unexplained increase in appetite.
-Unexplained weight loss or weight gain.
-Erection problems. (heh, I think not. :cool: )
-[x]Tingling or numbness in hands or feet.