An amazing discovery about Windows source

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    An amazing discovery about Windows source

    //Windows ME source code:
    #include "win2k.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"

    int main (void)
    {
    int myOS = OperatingSystem::WIN_ME; /* <-- change this line to change to any Windows you want */
    BootUp(myOS);
    switch(myOS)
    {
    /* skipping over all other versions to go to the ME code, since this is the ME source */
    case OperatingSystem::WIN_ME:
    //OptomizeWindows();
    SlowDownWindows("99%");
    CreateUnstableossitysomus(); /* "Unstableossitysomus" (C) Bill Gates, 1999. */
    RunWindowsCode(CODE::PREVIOUSLY_STATED_IN_OTHER_TH READS_ON_CBOARD);
    break;
    }
    return 666;
    }
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    Re: An amazing discovery about Windows source

    Haii i saw it too.... jajajajaja but i found a difference:

    SlowDownWindows(Always,99.99999999999%);

    and something else

    TimeToLoadWin(10) //gate's note: this time is in minutes, not milliseconds


    Mike
    Originally posted by DavidP
    //Windows ME source code:
    #include "win2k.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"

    int main (void)
    {
    int myOS = OperatingSystem::WIN_ME; /* <-- change this line to change to any Windows you want */
    BootUp(myOS);
    switch(myOS)
    {
    /* skipping over all other versions to go to the ME code, since this is the ME source */
    case OperatingSystem::WIN_ME:
    //OptomizeWindows();
    SlowDownWindows("99%");
    CreateUnstableossitysomus(); /* "Unstableossitysomus" (C) Bill Gates, 1999. */
    RunWindowsCode(CODE::PREVIOUSLY_STATED_IN_OTHER_TH READS_ON_CBOARD);
    break;
    }
    return 666;
    }
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    Check this one out: but I can't take credit for it because I found it at
    www.planet-source-code.com/vb

    Code:
    #include < nonsense.h> 
    #include < lies.h> 
    #include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */ #include
    < process.h> /* For the court of law */ 
    
    #define say(x) lie(x) 
    #define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE #define next_year soon
    #define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version 
    
    void main()
    {
    if (latest_window_version>one_month_old) {
    if (there_are_still_bugs)
    market(bugfix);
    if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
    raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION); }
    while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)
    {
    make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in 
    lie.h */ 
    if (rumours_grow_wilder)
    make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play); if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)
    {
    market_time=ripe;
    say("It will be ready in one month);
    order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version); order(programmers,
    start_brainstorm_about_new_version); order(marketingstaff,
    permission_to_spread_nonsense); vapourware=TRUE;
    break;
    }
    }
    switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress) {
    case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
    say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing"); break;
    case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK: 
    say("Yes it will work");
    ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
    pretend(there_is_no_problem);
    break;
    case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS: 
    say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to" 
    " the 32 bits architecture");
    inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh"); inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a
    new memorychip plant" 
    "'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs"); inform(QUANTUM,
    "Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple"); get_big_bonus(INTEL,
    SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
    break;
    case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE: 
    say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world for 
    everyone");
    register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
    when(time_is_ripe)
    {
    arrest(journalist);
    brainwash(journalist);
    when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree) {
    order(journalist, "write a nice objective article"); release (journalist);
    }
    }
    break;
    }
    while (vapourware)
    {
    introduction_date++; /* Delay */
    if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release) 
    break;
    say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH); }
    release(beta_version)
    while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware) {
    bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
    release(new_and_even_better_beta_version); introduce(more_memory_requirements);
    if (customers_report_installation_problems) {
    say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem"); if
    (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play) {
    ignore(customer);
    order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on this 
    bastard");
    }
    }
    if (there_is_another_company)
    {
    steal(their_ideas);
    accuse(company, stealing_our_ideas);
    hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
    wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_lawsuit);
    buy_out(other_company);
    }
    }
    /* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry at 
    us */
    order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard);
    buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem);
    laugh_at(everyone,
    for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_another_unfinished_version); }
    
    void bugfix(void)
    {
    charge (a_lot_of_money)
    if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix) 
    say("It is not a bugfix but a new version"); if (still_complaints)
    {
    ignore(customer);
    register(customer, big_Bill_book);
    /* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/ }
    }
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    Last edited by oskilian; 10-25-2001 at 06:24 PM.

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