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    I forgot to mention that I punched my teacher in the face then sharpened his fingers in the pencil sharpener and then I used his sharp fingers to claw at his face and then I made him eat his hand and when he did he threw up everywhere and I made him do it again and he threw up again then I ripped the chalk board off the wall and smashed him over the head but he was still awake so I ran outside and stole a motorcycle and drove it through the window and ran everyone over then I slammed on the gas and closed the windows and doors and everyone started falling asleep so I turned the sprinkers on and made a pool in the classroom and then I went swimming and then I threw up in the water so I decided to leave.

    Good thing is everyone survived.

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    It's on the GD board, almost anything is fair game :P
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    For the film festival at my school last year, one group of guys decided to do a car chase. They were using model handguns, and pointing them out the window at the chase car. Some people saw them doing this, called the cops, and they got pulled over by a bunch of squad cars, all officers having their weapons drawn. It won the festival, though.
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    I forgot to mention that I punched my teacher in the face then sharpened his fingers in the pencil sharpener and then I used his sharp fingers to claw at his face and then I made him eat his hand and when he did he threw up everywhere and I made him do it again and he threw up again then I ripped the chalk board off the wall and smashed him over the head but he was still awake so I ran outside and stole a motorcycle and drove it through the window and ran everyone over then I slammed on the gas and closed the windows and doors and everyone started falling asleep so I turned the sprinkers on and made a pool in the classroom and then I went swimming and then I threw up in the water so I decided to leave.

    Good thing is everyone survived.
    *bows*

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    lol that's really really really funny. I kicked someone in the face once too, and I punched one of my friends in the face and then another on the bus, so I really am like that parody, which is sweet imhmfo

    EDIT1: dp munky i would've felt really bad for the kids with the paint guns. 8 squad cars waiting for ya? I woulda crapped my pants.

    EDIT2: I guess I'm just cool being me cause I can beat up everyone! *puts up fists*
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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    *bows*

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    lol that's really really really funny. I kicked someone in the face once too, and I punched one of my friends in the face and then another on the bus, so I really am like that parody, which is sweet imhmfo

    EDIT1: dp munky i would've felt really bad for the kids with the paint guns. 8 squad cars waiting for ya? I woulda crapped my pants.

    EDIT2: I guess I'm just cool being me cause I can beat up everyone! *puts up fists*
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    Originally posted by S!lvercord
    I forgot to mention that I punched my teacher in the face then sharpened his fingers in the pencil sharpener and then I used his sharp fingers to claw at his face and then I made him eat his hand and when he did he threw up everywhere and I made him do it again and he threw up again then I ripped the chalk board off the wall and smashed him over the head but he was still awake so I ran outside and stole a motorcycle and drove it through the window and ran everyone over then I slammed on the gas and closed the windows and doors and everyone started falling asleep so I turned the sprinkers on and made a pool in the classroom and then I went swimming and then I threw up in the water so I decided to leave.

    Good thing is everyone survived.


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    Want to know whats even funner? Being chased by them going down a gravel road at 5am...going over 100mph then turning off your lights and hiding in a field hoping for them not to see you.

    Haha, you hate the cop eh? Me too! I can picture it now... giving him that frusterated 'Adam Sandler' look, then giving out his scream "BLAHHH!!!" then kicking him in the balls and driving away. hahahaa
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    i told u bout when i ran from the wardens, heres the whole write up from the atv forum i chill at:

    We have a local pit, pretty popular, and its way back in the woods. Well the began arresting people and impounding quads last saturday, and never announced it. When i bought my bike i was never given a title, it wasnt stolen he lost the thing. So i go by myself, and no one is there, so i got a lil nervous, there is always ppl there. I saw tracks but no bikes. Then the lights went off. Three dodge rams and two banshee's with red/blue lights on them come out the sides of the pit. Game Wardens. So im thinking, wtf are GW's doing here??? Then they came at me...*beep* that i cant get my bike inpounded cuz i dont have a title to get it back.....so i ran, and it sucks. I hate running, it looks bad on us. But when your sitting on a 8k blaster u dont let anyone take it. No warning or anything, they came down on us like were selling drugs. Tore my sprockets and my chain up, messed up my plastics and shifter got stripped. Have u ever done 80 thru a dirtbike trail with two banshee's on you??? I can bet they didnt expect that blaster to get away from the cheens.....but it did....

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    Yea i have two, mine and my dads. My g/f keeps hers in the garage now too. I love my blaster but i'm in the market for an '85 on up LT250 Quad Racer now.

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    Sounds like fun.
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    Originally posted by dbgt goten
    I was busted for curfew once.
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