I hate being a hunky, super-macho, heman...

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    I hate being a hunky, super-macho, heman...

    It's quite frustrating; especially when you consider the trend
    that "da ladies" are following seems to be that of dating
    feminine, shallow men that shave their legs and gel their hair.
    The hip/hop, techno, Xtasy, racecar dweebs who consider "The
    Fast and the Furious" to be the greatest movie ever made.

    I don't understand why those boys are appealing. I mean, what
    happens if you get seperated at the mall? They all look the same;
    the boyfriend would never be found. He'd be lost in an endless
    sea of plaid shirts and backwards, fitted, baseball caps.

    I really think it's peer pressure. That's why these ladies are dating
    these boys. I constantly see ladies in the front seat of a car looking
    depressed because her boyfriend's bass is up too loud for her
    to even talk to him.

    Come on ladies. Let ethic rock your world. I can show you a night
    of Gamecube-related, videogame bliss. We can deathmatch the
    night away.

    <-sexy wink..

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    on this forum. The mods are against me. They want me banned/dead...
    Staying away from General.

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    hun·ky1 Audio pronunciation of hunky ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hngk)
    n. Offensive Slang pl. hun·kies

    Used as a disparaging term for a person, especially a laborer, from east-central Europe.
    ...Huh?

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    I don't understand why those boys are appealing.
    Or it's because most boys are too lazy to go out and get beefy and those that do are already spoken for. So girls have to be less picky in the boyfriend department or go without.
    It's quite frustrating; especially when you consider the trend
    that "da ladies" are following seems to be that of dating
    feminine, shallow men that shave their legs and gel their hair.
    The hip/hop, techno, Xtasy, racecar dweebs who consider "The
    Fast and the Furious" to be the greatest movie ever made.
    I totally agree. Those guys are just slimy and weird, too bad they're coming out of the woodwork.
    Come on ladies. Let ethic rock your world. I can show you a night
    of Gamecube-related, videogame bliss. We can deathmatch the
    night away.

    <-sexy wink..
    I think you're onto something, that pickup line is better than most I hear.
    p.s. What the alphabet would look like without q and r.

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    So what are my chances?

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    Awww....I could have really used an eithic thread sandwich

    Us super hunks are dying breeds, eth.


    >>I think you're onto something, that pickup line is better than most I hear.

    ::whispering:: go for it, ethic! She totally wants you.

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    > who consider "The Fast and the Furious" to be the greatest movie ever made

    [sarcasm] you mean its not?? [/sarcasm]

    you just have to look harder ethic. my girlie loves playin vids, we hang out, play games, watch horror movies (her favorite) and just do whatever we feel like doing. not all girls fall into that same genre even if they may appear to at first. you just gotta get to know em first.

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    Ever considered using that Date-Rape drug? :P

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    Originally posted by Eibro
    ...Huh?
    hunk·y2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hngk)
    adj. Slang hunk·i·er, hunk·i·est
    Having a well-developed physique; sexually attractive.
    That's me... That's the definition I was thinking of...
    Staying away from General.

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    Internet Pornography should be outlawed. It corrupts the minds
    of innocent children. Not only children, but adults, too. There's no
    place for pornography in a civilized, evolved society. It caters to
    scum, and anybody caught enjoying pictures and/or movies of
    any sexual activity (even hugging) should immediately be put in
    prison...

    The world is becoming more and more icky everyday. From the moment
    they're born, people should be taught shame of their bodies. They
    should feel guilt everytime they get naked; whether it be by
    themselves, or infront of someone else. Sex should not be used
    as an expression of love, only procreation. And as soon as DIY
    artficial-insemination packages get invtented and sold at local
    drug stores (available only to those who present an "Adult ID"),
    sex in general should be outlawed.

    People are always quick to complain about "babies having babies."
    Why is that? You can't teach children that nakedness is okay and
    not expect them to be having sex at a young age. Teenage
    pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.
    Teach them early, and teach them often -- Nakedness is bad.
    Staying away from General.

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    Originally posted by ethic
    Internet Pornography should be outlawed. It corrupts the minds
    of innocent children. Not only children, but adults, too. There's no
    place for pornography in a civilized, evolved society. It caters to
    scum, and anybody caught enjoying pictures and/or movies of
    any sexual activity (even hugging) should immediately be put in
    prison...

    The world is becoming more and more icky everyday. From the moment
    they're born, people should be taught shame of their bodies. They
    should feel guilt everytime they get naked; whether it be by
    themselves, or infront of someone else. Sex should not be used
    as an expression of love, only procreation. And as soon as DIY
    artficial-insemination packages get invtented and sold at local
    drug stores (available only to those who present an "Adult ID"),
    sex in general should be outlawed.

    People are always quick to complain about "babies having babies."
    Why is that? You can't teach children that nakedness is okay and
    not expect them to be having sex at a young age. Teenage
    pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.
    Teach them early, and teach them often -- Nakedness is bad.
    my troll detector has gone into overload.

    You can't be serious?

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    >Teenage pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.<

    Really? I always just thought it was because we're really horny...

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    Originally posted by Hillbillie
    >Teenage pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.<

    Really? I always just thought it was because we're really horny...
    Haha, yeah.

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    You had me until the porn thing. Some people should be ashamed of their bodies, but fortunately for the rest of us, Aria Giovanni isn't one of them.

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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
    You had me until the porn thing. Some people should be ashamed of their bodies, but fortunately for the rest of us, Aria Giovanni isn't one of them.
    Who is Aria Giovanni?

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    Originally posted by Xei
    Who is Aria Giovanni?
    probobly a porn actress

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