Joke.. India v/s Pakistan

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    Joke.. India v/s Pakistan

    Nothing personel.. if you wish you may substitute Pakistan with India.. Some nice jokes i received..

    Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
    A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
    The barman says "Yep, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,
    "Hello, what are u guys doing?" And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" And Vajpayee says,
    "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
    And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
    So Vajpayee turns to Bush and says,
    "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"



    Q : What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
    A : Problem...
    Q : What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
    A : Big Problem...
    Q : What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
    A : Big Big Problem...
    Q :What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
    A : ................ Problem Solved!!!!!



    Vajpayee and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for talks on nuclear arms.
    When Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's chair has three
    buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes
    Musharraf presses a button and a boxing gloves pops out of Vajpayee chair and
    bashes him on his face. Vajpayee, barely believing it, carries on talking
    but after another few minutes Musharraf presses a second button and out
    comes a large boot and kicks him in the butt. Vajpayee is kicked off but
    still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes
    Musharraf presses the final button, and from under the table another boxing
    glove hits Vajpayee. The Indian PM is really fed up by it now and stands
    up to leave. "We'll continue this talk Next week in the New Delhi" says
    the Prime Minister. Musharraf, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no.
    So the appointment stands. A week later Vajpayee receives Musharraf in the Prime
    Minister's Office. As Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons in the
    arm-rest of Vajpayees chair. As the 20 min meeting goes on, Musharraf sees
    Vajpayee press the first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to
    happen.This doesn't stop Vajpayee from laughing...really loudly. After
    this, Indian PM continues where he left off, until he presses another
    button. Musharraf reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing
    happens, and this time Vajpayee falls out of his chair laughing. Musharraf
    doesn 't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been harmed
    yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After A few minutes Indian PM
    presses the final button. This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but Vajpayee
    isn't, he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing. Musharraf is
    really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and shouts: "I've had
    enough of this, I'm going back to Pakistan " Vajpayee: (Through tears of
    laughter from the floor) - " PAKISTAN?? WHAT PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK IT'S
    STILL THERE??"

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    the third is too long, the second is ok, worth a chuckle, the first one is pretty damn good lol.

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    The first one is really old, but has the immensly endearing quality that you can substitute the people and the race involved to fit almost anything.
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