what to do...oh what to do!!!??

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    Originally posted by dP munky
    done this before have you xei???
    You ever been driving and looked at a lake and thought "I wonder how many dead people there are in that lake?"..."Noone would ever find someone if you disposed of them correctly...". It's good to think of things like that for future reference. You never know when those hiding places will come in handy... like, I mean, accidents can happen

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    Think you guys have a point..I'm gonna go with Govtcheez's advice. so all i need now is some suggestions on disposal this "friend" HE-HE!!! God I love this!!!!
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    Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

    Brick Top: Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a ........ant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig $$$$ now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

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    LOL!!! Sounds good! But no pig farm near us though.....Maby I can replace the pigs with something else. Maby get evil and make some profit at the same time? Any one want som samoesas?
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    To Govtcheez,

    So Snatch did get somewhere in America then? The Americans I have spoken to have never heard of it. I thought it was a cracking film!!! Absolutely hilarious.

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    mail the dead body to me, my parents will never notice the meatballs in the spaghetti I make this Friday are different

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    As long as you pay for the P&P!!
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    Originally posted by minesweeper
    The Americans I have spoken to have never heard of it.
    Really? That's too bad. It's one of my favorite movies - I'd buy it, but 2 of my roommates already own it. I've got Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, too

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    >>Really? That's too bad. It's one of my favorite movies - I'd buy it, but 2 of my roommates already own it. I've got Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, too <<

    Oh yeah!! Another very good film there.

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    Well, cant complain there either. an exellent movie!!!
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    The Boondock Saints was a funny Irish film. Anyone seen it? They drop a toilet on a guys head from 6 stories up or so, it's great.

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    Thats a great idea to dispose of my buddy!!
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