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    Cool ...so filthy rich....

    So I was at work today (I work at Fazolis) and we were about to close up.

    Well, as we were about to close, this one guy comes through the drive-thru...and this guy is filthy rich...

    He comes up to the drive thru window and he starts pulling out all his cash....he had at least 5 money clips....plus just free bills were falling out of his pockets...

    he had a nice car, a nice suit, and a nice gold chain around his neck

    so he starts goin through his cash and he is like, "dang money just keeps fallin out of my pockets everywhere!" then he is like, "hey did you take my money clip?" and i respond, "no sir i didnt" and he looks down, and says, "oh wait! it dont matter! theres another one on the floor of the car! i will just use that one!"

    so i am like....dang this guy gots dollar bills all over the place...

    and he starts to count up all of his one dollar bills in front of me, and im like dang he rich..

    then he is like, "i am going to do you a favor, see all these one dollar bills?"

    and he holds up the big wad of bills, and im like, "yeah i see em"

    and he is like, "im giving them to you"

    and then i was like ooooooooooooohhh shoot!!!!

    then he was like, "so you can give me bigger change in return, hahahaha"

    and i was like, dangt

    man that guy was so rich.....
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    one dollar bills...

    jealousy...

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    I've seen someone bet Au$890,000 on three cards (one hand in Baccarat).

    He lost and kept loosing for the whole Friday night. Ended up the guy has lost over a million $Au.

    So he gets into his private jet and flys home to get more money.

    Returns on Sat night.

    He has a better night on Sat/Sun and takes the casino for nearly Au$200,000.
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    >>> "so you can give me bigger change in return, hahahaha"

    "Of course Sir, you'll have to excuse my hesitation, it is just so uncommon these days for me to see little ones like that..."
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    Originally posted by novacain
    I've seen someone bet Au$890,000 on three cards (one hand in Baccarat).

    He lost and kept loosing for the whole Friday night. Ended up the guy has lost over a million $Au.

    So he gets into his private jet and flys home to get more money.

    Returns on Sat night.

    He has a better night on Sat/Sun and takes the casino for nearly Au$200,000.
    Unfriggenbelievable. And don't forget Gates man. He could buy a small country. Stock it with arms! Overthrow the world and name it Micromerica or AmerXP! [Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he became president someday.]

    I HOPE David is just horsing around - does that really impress you? A big slob rolls into your drive-thru and shoves a bunch of ones in your face and that impresses you? Sick. Is Fazoli's is in the Montrose area or something?- that guy was probably after you man - ha!
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    Drug dealer.

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    LOL, when I was bussing tables that's kinda what it was like. The servers would always tip out in ones, so I'd have a wallet stuffed full of one dollar bills.

    Maybe he was a busser at some really fancy restaurant

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    I have way more money in the bank, more money than ANY of you.







































    I just haven't stolen it yet.

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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    I have way more money in the bank, more money than ANY of you.
    I just haven't stolen it yet.
    If you haven't stolen it yet, how can you claim it's yours?
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    Originally posted by Magos
    If you haven't stolen it yet, how can you claim it's yours?
    He humans call this concept "humor".
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    Originally posted by valar_king
    He humans call this concept "humor".
    <-- And that is an irony smiley
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    The really funny part is you guys think I'm joking...

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