Every country in the world should be afraid. If you don't support
us, we won't name our food after you.
I can so imagine how angry the French people must be at us right
now. Changing the name of greasy potatos that were previously
deep-fried in beef-grease is sure to have hurt their feelings.
I hope Canada supports us. If not, they better watch out. Pretty
soon we'll be eating "Freedom Bacon."