Uh oh! This is REAL, guys!
If you don't get it, it's a spoof off of the "Don't go to the mall on halloween" email rumor.
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they
are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a
shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be
So it must be true
But this one's real! I can FEEL it!