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    SUICIDE!

    How can you commit suicide without pain?

    Hanging is safe, but you can hang there for 2.5-3 minutes before you're losing your conciousness. That hurts too much.

    Drowning, no way!

    Jumping, it might not cause death if you land on your feet.

    The dangerous things with most methods is that people often survive, it can't be fun to be a paralyzed moron (lack of oxygen i the brain is often the reason).

    First of all, I'm not suicidial at all. I'm just interested in suicides, I'm writing about stuff like that. The question is: Is there a safe, easy, and nice way to commit suicide (if a gun is not available)?

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    BTW, it should be peaceful as well!

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    on second thoughts i'm keeping quiet just in case.
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    I know that one, but if a lonely car is not available? And I've heard that people often wake up for a moment before they die.

    I need something smart and easy, something you can bring out in the forest where no-one will see you! It can be something violent as long as it's fast, safe, and peaceful.

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    pump yourself full of morphine, then try some of that stuff out

    this is kind of sick, no offense. I just feel weird telling someone how to painlessly commit suicide.

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    Cool

    Maybe morphine is not available? It should be something anyone could do!

    How about methanol? Would that work?

    Anybody knows how hard is to get a gun in Sweden? I need as much advice as fast as possible! I'm just writing a comic thing. Say more stuff, hurry up.

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    Learn Java - sure it's painful, but it'll do the job

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