I need excuses for school dance! -- quickly!

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    I need excuses for school dance! -- quickly!

    Just about 30 minutes ago, I got asked to the sadies dance at school.

    The only thing is that I don't want to go with the girl that asked me.

    I need some quick excuses to get out of this before it is too late! I didn't have any at the time, because it was totally unexpected! I'm just like "Uh, yeah", or something like that. Ack! How do I turn her down now?!

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    face master??? is that you???!!!

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    Stay away from school for a few days,

    Put soup in your mouth and just before the dance, spit it out when she's nearby,

    Just tell her your mum/dad/sister/brother... is ill and you can't go.

    Say you have a funeral,

    Tell her you made a mistake,

    Finally, if all else fails, kill yourself, or pour blood over yourself where someone you don't like see's you and tells her.
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    > face master??? is that you???!!!

    lmao

    Tell her you found out you two are related.

    Either that, or suck it up and be a man, you pud. She asked you, you said yes - it's not like you two are getting married.

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    Probably shouldn't have said "yes" then, huh? Sucks for you. ::points and laughs::

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    Why the hell've we been getting "this girl likes me and I hate her, how do I weasel out of it?" lately, anyways?

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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
    Why the hell've we been getting "this girl likes me and I hate her, how do I weasel out of it?" lately, anyways?
    because the posters of those topics are selfish excuses for men who, after reading their topics, should consider themselves lucky that a girl wants to even be in their presence.

    Suck it up and be a man, loser.

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    Hey, I wouldn't mind it, I used to be like that, but then, I, *sniff*, looked in the mirror....*sniff*
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    Either be a man and tell her you don't want to go with her or suck it up and make the most out of it. You never know, you might have a good time and gain a good friend out of it.
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    or she'll realize your a loser, either way prob solved!

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    Tell her you're a programmer

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    Impress one lady and you'll impress em all...
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    Originally posted by Eibro
    Tell her you're a programmer
    Hahaha

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    besides, girls dig guys with confidence. Go with her and live it up, next thing u know u may find yourself in the eyes of a girl u actually like. I'm not saying use her, i'm saying enjoy it like your last moment.

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    Should we add this to the FAQ?

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