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    Post your jokes here!

    I like jokes, and a lot of you probably do, too. Let's show everybody our jokes that could make a leaf laugh! You can do story jokes like mine or question and answer. Remember to include the answer!
    I'll start.
    A boy says to his mom he is going to the park
    The mom says, "That's nice, dear."
    Later he says he's going to his friend's house. The mom says, "That's nice dear."
    At dinner, the boy says, "I'm gonna have some rice."
    The mom says, "That's lice dear.
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    Stupid things pop singers say

    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears

    "I love what you've done with the place!"
    -Jessica Simpson upon meeting the Secretary of Interior during tour of the White House

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    first i'd like to say that joke was lame.

    Then i'd like to say "o yay, another joke thread, just what i always wanted".

    And my joke:

    there were these two penguins.....and they were cold....


    to die for..

    </sarcasm>

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    Originally posted by RoD
    </sarcasm>
    You missing a <sarcasm> that means that all the post you
    ever made are ment sarcastich?

    Dint really get fuh's 'joke', what does lice mean (please dont kill
    me)?

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    with or without the opening tag are both acceptable.

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    yeah, it seems quite lame to begin a post with <sarcasm>.
    That kind of spoils the whole point with sarcasm.
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    Right,ok,wont mention it anymore ,
    I still dont know what lice means? or is it just a made up
    word to fit in the rhyme? That'd be pretty sad

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    Lice

    Lice are these little bugs that go in your hair, and are contagos (I know I spelt it wrong)and annoying. They look kind of like rice. The point is, the mom is telling the kid he's about to eat bugs.
    Stupid things pop singers say

    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears

    "I love what you've done with the place!"
    -Jessica Simpson upon meeting the Secretary of Interior during tour of the White House

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    These two gay guys walked into a bar, they said 'ow'

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    Two blondes walked into the building, you would think at least one of them would have seen the door.
    -MethodMan-

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    intersting sig shadow lol.

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    Mmmm I was going to tell a few jokes I have, but jokes are boring to type out and read whenever I write them.

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    Just don't do any jokes about Ken's mum. Those can get nasty.

    [/inside joke]
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    What about ober's hairyness?

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    Or cheez's erectile problems?

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    F_M...i'm not even touching that one

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