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    Two drunks Russians are sitting on guard duty drinking vodka. Ones sees a plane and says to the other: "do you think that is a president's plane or a passenger plane?" the other reply's back: "if it was a president's plane there would be four motorcycles in front of it!"
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    these three girls went on a camping trip. On girl said "I have to go poop" so she went to go poop. The other two girls decided to go play a trick on her so they killed a rabbit, turned it inside out, and put it on the ground behind the pooping girl. About 20 mins later the girl who was pooping came back and said "Whoa I had a good poop. I pooped so hard my intestines came out, but with these two fingers and the grace of god I managed to put them back in!"

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    I think this thread is one of the most stupid thread I've ever seen...
    At least you could've posted some good jokes!
    none...

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    Originally posted by RoD
    F_M...i'm not even touching that one
    That's what F_M's fat girlfriend said.

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    Lol, she didn't want to be a part of beastiality!

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    a baby seal walks into a club
    EntropySink. You know you have to click it.

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    >>At least you could've posted some good jokes!
    Agreed. Post good PG13 jokes instead of hacking on each other, else this thread is history....
    When all else fails, read the instructions.
    If you're posting code, use code tags: [code] /* insert code here */ [/code]

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    ok...

    "An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an
    anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt
    already heard. After some observations and rough calculations the
    engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing. A few minutes later
    the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily as he now
    has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper. This leaves the
    mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he
    was the subject of an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly the presence of
    humour from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too
    trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny."

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    I'm sure you've all heard this one before..

    Two strings walk into a bar, the first one turns to the bar tender and says "blah3*&#32oasdfva#$@23#@!". The Bartender says to the second string, whats wrong with him?

    The second string says - Ah, ignore him, he's not null terminated.
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    haha

    Here is an average joke, it's not bad, but not terribly good, not my favourite either. But i tend to forget good jokes after i read/hear them, mm.

    Code:
    A man listening to the radio hears that a car is headed the wrong way
    on a highway, forcing people off the road. He realizes his wife is on that
    highway and quickly calls her on her cell phone.
    
    "Honey, watch out because a car is going the wrong way and running
    people off the road!"
    
    She screams back, "It's not just one car! There are thousands of them!"

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    Originally posted by foniks munkee
    I'm sure you've all heard this one before..

    Two strings walk into a bar, the first one turns to the bar tender and says "blah3*&#32oasdfva#$@23#@!". The Bartender says to the second string, whats wrong with him?

    The second string says - Ah, ignore him, he's not null terminated.
    Wouldn't it say soemthing like
    Hello||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| \

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    Oh pfft!
    "Queen and huntress, chaste and fair,
    Now the sun is laid to sleep,
    Seated in thy silver chair,
    State in wonted manner keep."

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