You must meet VERY strict requirements to become a pilot. I wouldn't join the Airforce expecting to be a pilot.
Uuhhh yeah."Should I join the Air Force or the Navy?"
Hmmm, should I shoot myself in the left foot or the right foot?
How quickly do I want to die?
Do I get airsick or seasick?
You're not going to die just by joining the Military. Most people who join the Air Force never go up in a plane, and many in the Navy don't sail on ships.
So what the hell are you talking about?