Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

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    Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

    Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

    Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

    What am I gonna do? Im going to the movies tonight with friends and she's gonna be there! Its the Ring so she'll use it as a chance to cuddle up to me and stuff. Help me! Quick someone break my legs so I dont have to go! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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    A mouth is a Mouth, a Hand is a Hand, and a hole is a Hole! ON A WOMAN>>>>
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    But a fat chick? Not good!

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    Originally posted by OneStiffRod
    A mouth is a Mouth, a Hand is a Hand, and a hole is a Hole!
    aw, is that your way of saying you're gay?

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    No I got the jist of it, even though BMJ didn't...I think BMJ may have been grossely misinformed

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    How did I know that you would try to stick your bannana in here, you FRUIT.
    My Avatar says: "Stay in School"

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    haha, face! Well, just tell her you don't like her, I think it'll be for the best, but I like a guy and he doesn't like me back, I'd like to know. It will hurt, but at least I won't be hopeful and be worried at the same time.
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    This chick is fat and really likes me! AHH!! She made sure that I came. My friend's newly found girlfriend (who is this chick's friend) said she REALLY likes me. I spent lke 10 minutes on the phone to my friend saying "AHHHHH!! NOOOOO! AHH!!! KILL ME!!" after hearing this.

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    My plan: After tonight, completely avoid her.

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    Originally posted by OneStiffRod
    How did I know that you would try to stick your bannana in here, you FRUIT.
    Oh come on, just trying to interject some comic relief here; seems face_master's being a bit shallow, so I though.... uhm.... I was thinking something, I dunno what... I'm gonna go back to drinking now...

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    Why don't you avoid her tonight? Just sit somewhere else. And so what if she really like you? You don't like her, right? So tell her. If she's stupid enough to continue to like you, that's her problem
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    >> seems face_master's being a bit shallow

    Guilty as charged

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    >> Why don't you avoid her tonight?

    My friends still a bit shy about his new girlfriend so he wants me to come along and I promised him I would. Maybe its some master plan to get me together with the fat chick (I dont actually know her name. In my phone her number is under 'That fat chick')

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    that's so mean! :P Maybe she's really nice, it's not her fault that she's fat... Maybe it is she ate too much, but still!
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    I gonna get so flamed by every chick on this forums and the gay guys on this. I know I am. Ok, time to suit up.

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