Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

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    Originally posted by face_master
    cause they're [gay guys] basically chick in guy form.
    You obvously don't lift weights. I know a few gay guys at the gym that I go to and I wouldn't dare insult them. They could tear people in half with ease.

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    Like was said before, you're falttering yourself. I've had tons of women I didn't like (mainly because I don't LIKE women...) coming on to me; in moves and otherwsie. You know what I did? Let it slide. You talk to them as human beings, not "that fat chick", or "that really fine chick". You'd be surprised what you learn. None of them are going to try to kiss you. Maybe hold your arm or something, but that's hardly the end of the world. I'm friends with 90% of the girls who've come onto me, because they were all really cool once I got to know them. Suck it up and stop complaining all the time. Every other thread of yours is a complaint.

    >>cause they're basically chick in guy form.

    Oh, well thanks for clearing THAT up. Where would we be without insightful people like you? Oh yes, in a land called "better off".

    >>i still have alot of things that are hanging over me from my last relationship

    Assuming prick-o's ever had one...

    >>I'm gonna go back to drinking now...

    taking a page from my book?

    >>You obvously don't lift weights. I know a few gay guys at the gym that I go to and I wouldn't dare insult them. They could tear people in half with ease.<<

    Yeah, but which part of you ? Speaking as one of the "chick's in guy form", I'd have to say I would tear Face to pieces...

    //edit: FYI, posting threads as you do doesn't make people think you're cool either, Face. (read: ethics "Silent Bob" quote)

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    You're gay?
    Hmmm...
    face_master is shallow. Maybe he'll start going after some shallow girl and get what's coming to him.
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    "I'm friends with 90% of the girls who've come onto me"

    To be fair its a damn site easier to turn someone down if you're gay, you just have say "I'm gay", end of story.

    Unfortunately if you're straight, it can be alot harder to avoid hurt feelings.

    I rather suspect that is what is bothering facemaster.
    Last edited by Clyde; 12-21-2002 at 01:02 PM.

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    Originally posted by Clyde
    [B]"I'm friends with 90% of the girls who've come onto me"

    To be fair its a damn site easier to turn someone down if you're gay, you just have say "I'm gay", end of story.
    Which would definately be the case if anyone knew...I have to use conventional "straight" methods. Darn. Oh well, I can deal with it - so can Facey.

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    "Which would definately be the case if anyone knew...I have to use conventional "straight" methods"

    Oh, fair enough.

    "Oh well, I can deal with it - so can Facey"

    I suppose so, personally i've always found it quite hard, so i can empathise with Face's situation a little.

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    LOL!! you guys are great...well...face master is a dickhead...MY MOMS A FAT CHICK YOU AUSTRALIAN SCUM BAG!!!
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    Ok...exellent my plan has worked perfectly! I hooked her up with my friend Tom, (haha sucked in Tom) and now i'm free! There's no chance she will ask me out now so its all good. Hey and stop picking on me! Far out everybody. I think now alot of people want to maim me. Ok whatever its all fixed now. SWEET.

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    Originally posted by VBprogrammer
    LOL!! you guys are great...well...face master is a dickhead...MY MOMS A FAT CHICK YOU AUSTRALIAN SCUM BAG!!!
    Yeah and what has that got to do with anything? Are you sad that I dont wanna go out with her becuase she's a "fat chick" lol you called your mum a fat chick you must have serious porblems...
    Last edited by face_master; 12-21-2002 at 06:20 PM.

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    >>well...face master is a dickhead...MY MOMS A FAT CHICK YOU AUSTRALIAN SCUM BAG!!!<<

    Hehe, as any Englishman knows, nobody messes with a Glasweigan!!

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    Im not an Englishman...

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    Sit on it and spin...
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    *Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off*

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    Alrighty...I'd like like to make sure you know that:
    [list=1][*]I am not trying to portray myself as cool by posting this as a few of you have said[*]I am not attempting to 'flatter' myself[*]Yes, I was a bit out of line with my definition of gay guys[*]All I wanted was advice and instead ive gotten flamed[/list=1]Oh, and VB, get lost ya retard

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