Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

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    Originally posted by face_master
    I dont want her to wanna start kissing me or anything. OK? Geez...
    I wouldn't worry about anyone kissing you "or anything", you sir, are a ploser. (poser + loser)

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    Originally posted by BMJ
    I wouldn't worry about anyone kissing you "or anything", you sir, are a ploser. (poser + loser)
    Yeh, right ok.

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    I'm with BMJ on this one. Jesus ****, give the girl a break - it's not like she proposed to you.

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    Just gonna play it safe tonight...

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    Tell her you've got a boyfriend !
    Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity unto the dream.

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    Well, it's good to see that your priorities straight. Speaking of which, I remember way back yonder (4 years ago) when I was still in high school it was ignorant, pompous dickwads with some sort of l33t complex that drove a fat kid I knew to commit suicide. He failed to do even that and was insulted for that too.

    Face man, my advice to you is to go rent a movie called "Heathers" and try to be more open minded.

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    Re: Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

    Originally posted by face_master
    Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!
    Don't flatter yourself.
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    Throw her a couple of quarters and tell her to call you
    after she's lost fifty pounds.
    No. Wait. Don't hang up!

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    face, for all you know, this girl might be able to code better than Prelude!!

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    >>face, for all you know, this girl might be able to code better than Prelude!!<<

    That's an evil heresy! May your heart be cut from your chest and offered up as a burnt offering to appease the Goddess while a Priest intones, "Dost thou desire fries with that?".

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    Originally posted by ethic
    You're just a twit. Why would anybody like you? Even a "fat
    chick"? You're obviously not a good person; not worthy of even
    the ugliest, most desperate person's admiration.

    It's sad to think there are people out there that would rather have
    their legs broken than be seen with someone who isn't attractive.

    You're a ditz. And I'm willing to bet you're not even as attractive
    as you think you are.

    I think this post is worthy of being quoted in full.
    Well said. Next term I'm gonna beat up a year 9 and pretend its face, for that poor girl. *sniffle*.

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    >>That's an evil heresy! May your heart be cut from your chest and offered up as a burnt offering to appease the Goddess while a Priest intones, "Dost thou desire fries with that?".<<

    ROFL!! Man, you're a card!!

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    Bravo.. you have won an award for flattering yourself.. Why dont you go around town saying a fat chick likes me...

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    Not liking her doens't make you shallow, posting something like this and using phrases like "ewww" and "fat chick" make you shallow.

    A better way to handle the situation, and the best imo, would be to just tell her your not interested in a way thats sensitive to her feelings.

    Example: "I think your a very sweet girl, and i'm an idiot for passing up the chance to be with you, but i'm just not ready to have someone in my life, i still have alot of things that are hanging over me from my last relationship, and i haven't really been given the chance to heal."

    This solves your problem, and lets her down decently easy. Its alot better then "I'm shallow and fat chicks r like eww.".

    Think before you speak bro.

    /* And one more thing now that i think about it, i don't think its really all that polite to single out "the gay guys" of cprog, its their right as to how they live, and nobody whos so shallow they can't even handle this situation properly should try and make that a negative thing.*/
    Last edited by RoD; 12-21-2002 at 08:56 AM.

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    Re: Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

    Originally posted by face_master
    Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

    Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

    What am I gonna do? Im going to the movies tonight with friends and she's gonna be there! Its the Ring so she'll use it as a chance to cuddle up to me and stuff. Help me! Quick someone break my legs so I dont have to go! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    You are a lucky person to have some girls care and crush on.
    You must appreciate that and accept her as a friend unless you are gay and hate the love or admire from others.

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