Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

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    why the gay guys? o.O
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    cause they're basically chick in guy form.

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    Ooook... o.O Anyway, I'm not going to flame you, you are only stating your opinion and everyone has a preference to things, right? So it's fine, don't worry I have to go now, bye!
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    Here's an idea: Tell her you have a girlfriend and your a man of comittment or something. Make it sound all warm n fuzzy....then pray to god to forgive you for lying to a girl who probably just wants you to talk to her.
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    Yeah, I talked to her fine, but she really likes me. DAAAAAAAMMMMIIIT!! Hrm good idea, Shadow. But she hasn't told me that she likes me, I've just found out. I have to wait to she makes the move and then its all defenses up!!

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    That's what I like to hear. Just make up an excuse that makes it so she can't get with you ..and make it a reason that isn't because you don't like her.

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    Try acting like a complete dork..might turn her off. ...less there are alot of people there, then act ultra cool.
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    You're just a twit. Why would anybody like you? Even a "fat
    chick"? You're obviously not a good person; not worthy of even
    the ugliest, most desperate person's admiration.

    It's sad to think there are people out there that would rather have
    their legs broken than be seen with someone who isn't attractive.

    You're a ditz. And I'm willing to bet you're not even as attractive
    as you think you are.



    5. The "Silent Bob" trench coat mullet nerd:
    Tries to look intimidating but ends up just looking stupid as he
    clumsily trips over his trench coat. Usually has shaving scars and
    a patchy, random-ass beard because he can't grow facial hair.
    Thinks he's the character "Silent Bob" from the movie Clerks.
    Pretends to be above it when other nerds laugh at nerd jokes,
    secretly goes home and cries himself to sleep.
    Staying away from General.

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    ...and the flaming begins.

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    It's sad to think there are people out there that would rather have
    their legs broken than be seen with someone who isn't attractive.
    <<

    Its not about being seen with them. Its about her wanting to 'get with me'.

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    And I'm willing to bet you're not even as attractive
    as you think you are.
    <<

    Nobody said anything about me.

    5. The "Silent Bob" trench coat mullet nerd:
    Tries to look intimidating but ends up just looking stupid as he
    clumsily trips over his trench coat. Usually has shaving scars and
    a patchy, random-ass beard because he can't grow facial hair.
    Thinks he's the character "Silent Bob" from the movie Clerks.
    Pretends to be above it when other nerds laugh at nerd jokes,
    secretly goes home and cries himself to sleep.
    I found this really funny and most of it was true. Silent Bob rules! BOoya!

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    Originally posted by face_master
    cause they're basically chick in guy form.
    uhhhh.... no, I'm flaming you because you're soaked in jet-fuel.

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    i'm not female, nor am i gay... and i still say yer being shallow... so there
    If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

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    Originally posted by face_master
    >> seems face_master's being a bit shallow

    Guilty as charged

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    Re: Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

    Originally posted by face_master
    Its the Ring so she'll use it as a chance to cuddle up to me and stuff.
    That must be so horrible!

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    BMJ, I DONT WONT HER TO DO THIS!!! Ok, you might be one of those guys who likes a girl who is more 'built' but I dont. EWwww

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    Originally posted by face_master
    BMJ, I DONT WONT HER TO DO THIS!!! Ok, you might be one of those guys who likes a girl who is more 'built' but I dont. EWwww
    I can't imagine how horrible it would be for someone to say "eeeewwww, I don't want you to touch me because you're fat", to me if I were fat.

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    I dont want her to wanna start kissing me or anything. OK? Geez...

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