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    ingenious [and funny] idea...

    to increase programming productivity at peak hours [2 to 6 AM, that is...] reinstall new elastic spring-type thingies in your keyboard... this way, whenever you fall asleep at your keyboard, the springs will pop your face back up... this doubles as a finger pusher strengthener too, as you have to type even harder to get the strokes down... that, and get a really loud keyboard... you can use higher tensions at key keys such as those in the word 'damn' or 'hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger', to assist in refraining yourself from typing those frustrating words as comments...

    (c) meherenow...
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    ROTFLOL
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    lol

    da your sitting on a gold mine if you can make these, put me down for 3!
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    LOL

    I'll take one too...

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    Heeheehee! Cool!

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    right on! there's an order form at www.bouncykeyboardsunlimited.com... order yours today!
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    I would like one of those too, I could use a little finger workout, specially when writing posts here..

    by the way: have you ever done (or been in) a finger-strenght contest?

    Oskilian

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    >by the way: have you ever done (or been in) a finger-strenght contest?

    no, what is that? speaking of which, chinese finger traps are cool...
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    Well, it's like a normal strenght contest, like a.... (damn, I don't remember the word in english), but you put your finger and try and move your oponent's.

    You know what? I'll send you some pictures of it as soon as I finish fixing my scanner.

    Oskilian

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    So osk, get those pictures?
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    Osk is back? 'Sbeen a while since I've seen him here...
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    interesting thought DA... sign me up for one

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    I think you mean thumbwars...

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    er well, in thumb wars you are trying to restrict movement of your opponents thumb, not induce it...
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    i'll take one, as long as it costs something less then $107.23
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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