Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

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    Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

    And the award goes to...

    Missy Misdemeanor Elliott with "Work It"

    take a look at a bit of her poetic insight:

    Code:
    See my hips and my tips don't cha
    See my .......... and my lips don't cha
    Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya
    That the kinda beat that go ra ta ta
    Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
    Sex me so good I say blah blah blah
    Work it, I need a glass of wata
    Boy oh boy its good to know ya
    and this:

    Code:
    If you're a fly gal, get your nails done
    Get a pedicure, get your hair did
    Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
    Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
    Don't I look like a Halle Berry posta?
    See ma Belvedere playin tricks on ya
    or how about this:

    Code:
    I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
    Love the way my .......... go ba-bump bump bump
    Keep your eyes on my ba-bump bump bump
    And think you can handle this ba-dunkey dunk dunk
    Take my thong off and my .......... go boom
    Cut the lights on so you see what I can do
    i needed to rant. everytime i hear this song it makes me seriously violent.

    and for the people who like this song, i apologize. i apologize for your lack of any ability to discern talent whatsoever.

    its sad that people pay money for this 'art'...
    I came up with a cool phrase to put down here, but i forgot it...

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    I would like to hear that song
    I am against the teaching of evolution in schools. I am also against widespread
    literacy and the refrigeration of food.

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    i reccomend physically restraining yourself before you do, so you do not inadvertantly lash out at anyone standing nearby.

    did i mention the song doesnt have any music in it whatsoever? its rap (of course) and the only other things than the 'singing' are a canned drumbeat and a synthisizer of some sort playing one(!) note in two octaves...
    I came up with a cool phrase to put down here, but i forgot it...

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    I unfortunatly, have to hear this "song" at least 5 times a day; SOMEONE's got it playing somewhere at all times... *shudder*, it's so stupid!

    Worst.... song.... ever!

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    Smells like teen spirit...nuff said
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    the worst of the lyrics i ever seen it before. LOL

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    > Smells like teen spirit...nuff said
    That's a good song I understand all of the lyrics to..course, it's how you read it all I guess.
    It talks about youth being over-greedy, lost, and confused.

    observe:
    Load up on guns and bring your friends.
    Its fun to lose and to pretend.
    She's over bored and self-assured.
    Oh no, I know a dirty word.

    Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
    Hello, hello, hello!
    With the lights out, it's less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto
    An albino
    A mosquito
    My libido
    Yay! (x3)

    I'm worse at what I do best
    And for this gift I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end

    Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
    Hello, hello, hello!

    With the lights out, it's less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto
    An albino
    A mosquito
    My Libido
    Yay! (x3)

    And I forget just why I taste
    Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
    I found it hard, it was hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind
    Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
    Hello, hello, hello!

    With the lights out, it's less dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto
    An albino
    A mosquito
    My libido
    A denial !! (x9)
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    Thief!!! You stole my style!!!

    >>Smells Like Teen Spirt

    Whatever. Nirvana was the greatest band ever assembled. I'm
    listening to them right now (About a Girl. Unplugged ver.) The
    lyrics to SLTS are nothing but pure, poetic genius.

    Seriously, anybody who doesn't like Nirvana (or any of Kurt's
    lyrics) has some serious mental issues...
    Staying away from General.

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    Originally posted by ethic
    Thief!!! You stole my style!!!

    >>Smells Like Teen Spirt

    Whatever. Nirvana was the greatest band ever assembled. I'm
    listening to them right now (About a Girl. Unplugged ver.) The
    lyrics to SLTS are nothing but pure, poetic genius.

    Seriously, anybody who doesn't like Nirvana (or any of Kurt's
    lyrics) has some serious mental issues...
    Nirvana is a good band, I like them myself, but I don't think they are the greatedst band ever, not even close to the greatest band...

    I think that the lyrics posted by Shadow, are the worst.
    none...

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    > I think that the lyrics posted by Shadow, are the worst.
    Opinion openly accepted. I like that song *so so hand gesture* a little bit. I don't like Nirvana really. I like..3 or so threads. But ah well.

    Aqua - Barbie Girl, there's some annoying lyrics!
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    Barbie girl rules you!

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    Screw Nirvana! Sublime rocks!

    (I like both, but Sublime is simply... Sublime. RIP Brad Nowell)

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    Ok here is the truth Nirvana Rules just like sublime and the only bads music out there is RAP or as ii call it CRAP.

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    AHHAHahahhaAHHahah!

    That sounds like something that I would write. I wrote this in my spare time:

    "
    Wise monkeys dont monkey around with other monkeys monkeys.
    "

    Actually, I just wrote that to keep this post from being a one-liner.

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