Bill would be furious

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    Bill would be furious

    Would Bill be ........ed off at this?

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    Maybe...

    But that's a pretty funny equation if you think about it:
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    i don't think he'd be too ........ed, he's known all along that linux is better than windows.
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    Penguin = Piggy Bank + Lock + Slinky
    My guess:
    Linux = Cheap + Secure + Flexible
    I didn't get the slinky at first... maybe i'm just slow. Sorry if I ruined it for anyone.
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    It says in big letters above the images:
    COST-EFFECTIVE. SECURE. FLEXIBLE.

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    Originally posted by Brian
    It says in big letters above the images:
    COST-EFFECTIVE. SECURE. FLEXIBLE.
    Shhhh.
    You're ruining it.

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    Can you imagine what Bill Gates must've been like as a little kid in kindergarten? He'd be running around stealing toys from the other kids, playing "Haggle" with the cash register toy, can't you just picture it?

    And then if he's married, he must have had a date. Bill Gates asking a girl out? I'm sorry - I just can't imagine that...

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    once you make 60+ billion dollars, you no longer have to ask women out...
    I came up with a cool phrase to put down here, but i forgot it...

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    >>once you make 60+ billion dollars, you no longer have to ask women out...<<
    That is just SO true!!

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    >> once you make 60+ billion dollars, you no longer have to ask women out...
    > That is just SO true!!
    ROFL!! Love the enthusiasm.
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    You shut up right now.

    I'm ........ed, you dissed the penguins, along with my entire kingdom. Know what that means?! Huh?! That means i'm gonna have to beat you up. *Punch kick* OWWWW!!!

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