Excellent.Originally posted by Scourfish
When I was 2 and a half years old, I completely recoded Union Pacific's payroll system and removed all the glitches. When I was 5, I had managed to break all pentagon encryptions; but I'm still not gonna tell you who the second gunman on the grassy knoll was, because you are all too dumb to figure it out yourself. When I was 5 and a half, i had successfully written a program called Linux, but that hoebag Linux Torvolds stole my sourcecode and stuffed me into a trashcan, so he got all the credit for it.