View Poll Results: How old are you?

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How old are you, and when did you learn programming.

This is a discussion on How old are you, and when did you learn programming. within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; Originally posted by Scourfish When I was 2 and a half years old, I completely recoded Union Pacific's payroll system ...

  1. 12-16-2002 #61
    Sebastiani
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    Originally posted by Scourfish
    When I was 2 and a half years old, I completely recoded Union Pacific's payroll system and removed all the glitches. When I was 5, I had managed to break all pentagon encryptions; but I'm still not gonna tell you who the second gunman on the grassy knoll was, because you are all too dumb to figure it out yourself. When I was 5 and a half, i had successfully written a program called Linux, but that hoebag Linux Torvolds stole my sourcecode and stuffed me into a trashcan, so he got all the credit for it.
    Excellent.
    Code:
    int main(void){srand(time(0));for(double l=rand(),l0=0,l00=0;;l0+=0.1){for(double l000=0;l000
<1;l000+=.001,l+=((double)rand()/RAND_MAX)/0x64,l00+=((sin(l*0x8*atan(l0)*l000-(l0*0x8*atan
(l)))*0.5)+0.5)){l00-=floor(l00);for(size_t l0000=0,l00000=(size_t)(0x50*(l00));l0000<l00000;++l0000
)putchar(0x20);putchar(0x61+(int)((double)rand()/RAND_MAX*0x1a));putchar('\n');}}return 0;}
  2. 12-16-2002 #62
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    >>linux torvalds stole it from me

    wow, what a story
    but uh...how did linuS get it then??
    lol
    sorry, i could't resist

    but that's nothing, i've heard of people who can access their computers files through the windows registry, while not even being online! :P
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