View Poll Results: Is it true programmers never get laid?

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Is it true that programmers never get laid?

This is a discussion on Is it true that programmers never get laid? within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; > Talkin' bout the old cin/cout, eh? Lotsa fun, 'less you have to use the debugger... hahahahaha...heh heh heh..heh, funny. ...

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    > Talkin' bout the old cin/cout, eh? Lotsa fun, 'less you have to use the debugger...
    hahahahaha...heh heh heh..heh, funny.

    debugger...ewwwww
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    Not true at all...I don't think that anyone gives a hoot what you do for a living so much as your personality and your overall physical attractiveness. I've never been judged because of being good with computers. I don't think anyone even cares....

    I'm just a cool kid, what can I say? It's not like I let computers rule my life...they're just fn to mess with and I'm good with them

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    This means Prelude will never get laid because no one even comes close in terms of intelligence.
    Mate, just ask her for her number!!

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    Originally posted by nvoigt
    Awrh, nvoigt, your code made me so hot... and this for loop with the if-clause oooooh yeah, I want more...
    LMFAO! This should be your new sig
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    LOL!!!!

    anywho getting laid is the best, and it does depend who you are. lots of programmers dont care. they look up porn on the net and masterbate. but me being a programmer, naw! i do that sometimes but only every once in a blue moon. i have a girlfriend who can do that for me
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    i have a girlfriend who can do that for me
    What? Look up porn and masterbate?! j/k

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    > What? Look up porn and masterbate?! j/k
    I was with a girl that did that and wanted to.
    Freaking nympho!

    I swore sex was her oxygen, I left, I couldn't take it.
    She was too cold.
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    Ewww...can we close this thread? I really don't need to have the thoughts of horny 12 year olds who are masturbating to a thread on a programming board because they're too scared to talk to a girl broadcasted to me.


    Ewwww....I need one of those eye wash stations by my computer.

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    What are you talking about? You make it sound as if someone was just talking about them humping a chair or something geez calm down.

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    Originally posted by Shadow12345
    What are you talking about? You make it sound as if someone was just talking about them humping a chair or something geez calm down.
    At least you deleted your post. Ew.

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    Originally posted by nvoigt
    On the other hand, i never had a woman dig my big grey computing machine so much she wanted to get it on immediatly. Awrh, nvoigt, your code made me so hot... and this for loop with the if-clause oooooh yeah, I want more... doesn't seem to happen. What a pity
    Am I the only one that started laughing uncontrollably when reading this? THat was very good nvoigt.

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    I guess, this is a joke. Poll has actually one option.

    Okay... I don't think, the statement is true. Sex is part of life (all species). Is there anyone who have no has experience (But have the ability).

    So, definetly I don't agree. But yes quantity may differ.
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    Sex is bad. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for even
    thinking about it.
    Staying away from General.

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    Cool

    For all you programmers who want to get laid and can't, click here for some help. It helped me out, but don't take waht they say 100% serious...

    It's not porn either, im not THAT lame...

    <edit>Hey, who edited my post? There's nothing bad there!</edit>
    Last edited by 4point5; 11-15-2002 at 09:50 AM.
    Don't try so hard. Just let it happen.

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    Originally posted by ethic
    Sex is bad. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for even
    thinking about it.
    Dam' Sentenced to permanent shame .
    Visit entropysink.com - It's what your PC is made for!

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