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This is a discussion on Funny within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; shoot... that grab() command gets me every time. But system calls are slow! Code: if (grab_success()) { enter_police(10); cout << ...

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    _B-L-U-E_ Betazep's Avatar
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    shoot...

    that

    grab() command gets me every time.

    But system calls are slow!

    Code:
    if (grab_success())
    {
        enter_police(10);
    
        cout << "Everybody freeze..." << endlife_if_move;
    
         jail_term(ken, friends);
    
         protective_custody (betazep);
    
         system("rename betazep betazep2");
    
         conceal_whereabouts(betazep2);
    
         return EXIT_SUCCESS;  // end program
    }
    muuuuu aaaaaahh ha ha ha ha ha...............
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    Code:
    plea(insanity);
    exit(jail);
    infiltrate(CIA |~ witnessprotection);
    ExactRevenge(Betazep2);
    haha, my code's always a lot smaller and more to the point

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    _B-L-U-E_ Betazep's Avatar
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    oh really

    Code:
    if (kenNear)
       execute(nuclear_backpack);

    burn baby burn
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    Code:
    //  mysterious infinite loop
    while (!relaxed) relax();
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    hehe ppl should always talk like that
    Dude101 =) LALALALALALALALA

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    Code:
    {
      printf ("hey man... we already obfuscate english...\n");
      printf ("we don't need to obfuscate code...\n");
    }
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    Code:
    while (Govtcheez == inSchool)
    {
      BoardVisitsPerDay = 1;
      PostsPerDay = 2;
      Sob();
    }

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    Good maybe some of us will catch up with you! heheheh
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    though, I still believe it's not real


    Oskilian

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    Code:
    //  infinite emo-closure circumstance...
    while (i_cant_get_no_statisfaction)  exit (EXIT_FAILURE);
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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