I will have you know, Mr Ken, that the so called sandwich that you speak of was taken due to its cataclismic properties on your psyche.
posted by Ken
That rascal Betazep has absconded with my sandwich.
By having that sandwich, you had an elitism complex that would have led to cranial expansion, and god forbid, rectal cranial inversion.
So in a sense... I did what was best for you, and if there is any candy roaming around here in candy bowls thereof, I should be the proprietor of said sweetness.