Programming humour

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    Govtcheez,

    What, writing in Pascal?
    Yes, writing in Pascal. Our school only offers Pascal for programming courses, and the class is still better than most other classes. But I gotta tell ya, it's pretty damn annoying having to create an algorithm to display the slope of two points. Oh wow...so hard!!! Plus the teacher isn't all that bright either so the class becomes incredibly irritating at points. But luckily I have my stupid friend to cheer me up with his stupidity. Today I was cracking up in class looking over the answers he got wrong on a test. Well, as I was saying...yes, in Pascal. I get carried away sometimes...

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    u think pascal is boring!!!!!!!!! learn turing!!! then you'll know that boring is!! and like you, i rely on human sources and their stupidity to keep me company through the class. There are many jokers in the class, who tend to amuse me (and many others) with their incredibly low geograpical knowledge by making very inaccurate and\or stupid comments on other's origin, the others do the same an dit creats a long chain of interesting comments until someone ends up in the office, then, soddenly it all stops!!
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    Well, I have two of my best friends that sit right next to me in the class, so the class is actually fun in that sense. And I'm the "loud" one and the "jokester" in the class...kinda like all of my classes

    But today we had this incredibly hard test! We had to write a program that calculated the total charges on a phone bill that had a flat rate $.21 per minute. Oh my it was hard. Plus the teacher had the nerve to make us write the WHOLE program without any help at all. Tough stuff I tell ya...

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    PHP Code:
    #include <iostream>
    using std::cout;
    using std::cin;

    int main()
    {
       
    int total;
       
    cout << "Enter total minutes";
       
    cin >> total;
       
    cout << "Bill is: " << float(total .21);
       return 
    0;

    Add functions to read a/o sum minutes if necessary.
    Truth is a malleable commodity - Dick Cheney

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    Originally posted by salvelinus
    PHP Code:
    #include <iostream>
    using std::cout;
    using std::cin;

    int main()
    {
       
    int total;
       
    cout << "Enter total minutes";
       
    cin >> total;
       
    cout << "Bill is: " << float(total .21);
       return 
    0;

    Add functions to read a/o sum minutes if necessary.
    ::whipsering:: See that thing flying straight over your head? It's called a joke...

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    void main ()
    {
    char *input;
    int minutes;
    int money;
    begin:
    printf ("Enter total minutes\n");
    fflush (stdin);
    gets (input);
    minutes = atoi (input);
    money = minutes * .21;
    printf ("Total cost is %f\n", money);
    goto begin;
    }
    hello, internet!

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    Originally posted by -KEN-
    ::whipsering:: See that thing flying straight over your head? It's called a joke...
    [grumble]Well, it wasn't very funny...Where's the smiley?[/grumble]
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    >>we had this incredibly hard test!

    I should think that'd be clue enough for most people

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