Programming humour

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    Code:
    women()
    {
       goto bathroom;
      bathroom:
       while (1) ;
    }
    hahaha, that was funny.
    Nice link Salem.

    double or_nothing was good too..heh..
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    Originally posted by valar_king
    Also, there's nothing wrong with C++ for Dummies, or any of the other Dummies books, they provide excellent introductions to subjects.
    I guess so. But I think there are better resources. Your opinion... my opinion. Who's to say what's better. Just different is all.
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    and BTW... have you guys seen the Saturday Night Live skit with the computer guy?

    Sometimes I worry that I am like that a little bit.

    "No. You are doing it wrong... MOOOVE!"
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    I'm exactly like the SNL skit. My mom always feels the need to point it out when I tell her that the mouse CAN'T be used to feed our cat....

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    BMJ's CS teacher: What th....
    BMJ: *shove* Oh! I know what's wrong! Here, let me... ok, now.... alright.... and....... OK, you're all good to go!


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    Speaking of your mom ken....

    *wink* *wink*

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    Dear Mrs. Zep,
       It has recently come to my attention that....
    hah!

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    Dammit! You wouldn't dare!



    Dear Hillbillie,

    It has come to my attention that Ken wants to....
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    Tough cookies - I sent that email to him long ago. The flight to arkansas wasn't THAT long...

    ::Ken searches bathroom walls for Zep's wife's email addy::


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    Who says this forum isn't a chat room?

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    Originally posted by BMJ
    Who says this forum isn't a chat room?
    Tell us... so we can kill them and eat thier livers!
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    *looks at watch*

    Awwww... I have to go to class now.... no more f'ing around on the school's registration computer... hehe, seriously... later

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    LOL we have some seriously disturbed minds at work here lol

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    interesting, especially this one:


    When a computer professor asked his students to comment all their programs, he got remarks like:

    "This program is very nice."
    "This program is very difficult."
    "This program is very interesting."
    Never end on learning~

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    Originally posted by -KEN-
    This made me laugh SO hard:
    I nearly died when I read that one too!
    I clicked cancel.

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