Whales Kill Themselves...

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    Whales Kill Themselves...

    It's true. They beach themselves... They're sad.

    I hate whales; have always been afraid of them. There have
    been reports of whales swallowing humans whole. Some
    hippie I used to work with actually defended the whales. He
    said some garbage along the lines of "the people were invading
    their space, and bothering them during feeding time."

    If I'm ever swallowed by a whale, I don't want some PETA nut
    protesting the people who are killing the whale in order to get
    me out... Promise me that'll never happen. Promise me!
    Staying away from General.

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    Re: Whales Kill Themselves...

    Originally posted by ethic
    It's true. They beach themselves... They're sad.

    I hate whales; have always been afraid of them. There have
    been reports of whales swallowing humans whole. Some
    hippie I used to work with actually defended the whales. He
    said some garbage along the lines of "the people were invading
    their space, and bothering them during feeding time."

    If I'm ever swallowed by a whale, I don't want some PETA nut
    protesting the people who are killing the whale in order to get
    me out... Promise me that'll never happen. Promise me!
    Is there any reason this post exists?
    Sounds like trolling to me (posting to start a flamewar)
    -Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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    It exists because I want it to exist. I don't care what you think;
    I don't care what anybody thinks. I'll write whatever I want,
    whenever. This board is where I vent. I need to ramble, if I
    don't, I'll go crazy.

    It isn't up to you to determine if a thread has a purpose or not.
    It isn't even up to the "mods." I didn't break any rules, I didn't
    spam. I shared my opinions with other members.

    And I don't know how a thread about my hatred for whales can
    start a flame war. Whales don't love you. Given the opportunity,
    they'd swallow you in a second. They don't deserve your love.

    I don't need you. I don't need anybody. All I need is myself. I'm
    perfectly happy where I am. You don't know anything. I'm
    watching Bill Murray in "Groundhog's Day." It's a damn fine film.
    You wish you were Bill Murray, but you never will be.

    Never question my threads!!!

    I've made up my mind. ethic does not like you.
    Staying away from General.

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    Bill Murray is a damn fine man, you're right. Groundhog Day is one of the better movies...

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    Bill Murry's my favorite actor.
    -Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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    Valar, I can't believe you just questioned an Ethic post

    He's the only person in the world who can make every single thing he says funny. "So I was walking along the road" - "BWAHAHAH!!! 'walking' - what a comic genius!"

    Maybe I'm just simple-minded

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    Land rights for gay whales!
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    >> Maybe I'm just simple-minded

    Hey, join the crew! Step right in...

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    The depths of some peoples ignorance never fails to amaze me.
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    >The depths of some peoples ignorance never fails to amaze me.

    Sperm Whales can swallow humans. I don't know why you think
    I'm ignorant.

    Anyway, I don't care if I'm ignorant. I don't need to impress
    people with my intellignece. I have my appearance for that...

    I'm pretty...

    I have muscles. I have a washboard tummy. I don't even work
    out. I also have beautiful blue eyes and dark shimmering hair;
    as if it were treated from the extract of some exotic plant only
    found in shallow waters of ancient Atlantis (you know, before
    it sank).

    Are you pretty? I don't think so. With the exception of -Ken-, there's
    no such thing as a person who is both smart and pretty. I'd
    rather be pretty than smart. Intelligence fades, but beauty is
    forever.
    Staying away from General.

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    hey wait!!! I kinda like whales. granted I've never been eaten by one. That would suck. I agree, cut the damn thing open if it eats me too please. If you don't mind
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    I've never understood why people think they're beautiful. The
    Free-Willy whales look nice. But those bumpy kind... Eeew, those
    are gross.

    I like Dolphins, though.
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    And I am sure dolphins like you too..........

    I am pretty sure that whales dont go around looking for people to eat-This may be due to the fact their teeth are made for eating plankton.

    Think sharks are a bit moody though.

    And they probably beach themselves because they just caught free willy at the multiplex in Atlantis. Make me top myself if I ever saw it all as well.
    Such is life.

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    I read in a magazine that the blue whale-baby increases in weight with about 5 kilos/hour

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    Originally posted by Zewu
    I read in a magazine that the blue whale-baby increases in weight with about 5 kilos/hour
    Is that not a good thing? Nasty place the oceans.
    Such is life.

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