of this guy. He is a freelance programmer,sysadmin, and 3d graphics artists for tons of company. BIG companies. He can get you top of the line systems for $1500 if you're his friend. He can do all sorts of cool stuff and makes me and alot of other people here look like noobs. And last of all, he's self taught.
You may be thinking now, you should think of him as an expert! But wait that's not all. He says that all OSes (including *nix) are crap compared to WinME and DOS.