Dirty Money.

This is a discussion on Dirty Money. within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; Originally posted by Fountain All the drinking water you have ever drunk has been urinated by a few people-probably drunk ...

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    Originally posted by Fountain
    All the drinking water you have ever drunk has been urinated by a few people-probably drunk Shakespears or something. Trust Fountain-this is more gross.
    Yes, but water can be purified, i.e. distilled. Money on the other hand is a piece of paper/cloth which is passed around the country over and over again only occasionally being cleaned by the obsessive.

    I think we should do away with physical money, debit all the way! (btw: debit over credit anyday)

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    I've never really thought about it....hmm....::licks a 50::

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    *voice of Ken's mom from downstairs*
    Are you smoking up there?
    No!
    Are you licking 50 dollar bills?
    No!!

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    Oh I can't stand the thought of how dirty money is. A few weeks ago on a Friday night at work I had to take an order for this lady. This lady was about as big of a fat .......... as it gets, sorry to say. She must have been well over 300 lbs. The lady was a huge ***** the whole entire order to me. She was asking me a question about our food, then she asked me what Dennis Barney usually gets. In my head I was thinking who the .......... is Dennis Barney, but I only said to her I don't know who Dennis Barney is. Then she goes on to ask for some really screwy order. Once she is done ordering I tell her the price, and I notice her reaching into her dress. The next thing I know her hand is in her bra and she pulls out a $20. I tired touching that money as little as possible. It was so nasty, because she was incredibly nasty and a huge b*tch to me. That's my story, and that's why I hate touching money. Plus I have to see how many people touch money in a night so I wash my hands a lot more than what I used to.

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    >>Maybe we can just laminate every dollar bill ever made.

    Come down-under, we have plastic bills. Just put them through the wash.

    >>Go to a casino and play the slots for about an hour

    I worked on the tables in a casino to get through UNI. Each hour get a break, first thing you did each hour was to scrub the dirt out from your fingernails.


    I read somewhere that just about all the peanuts, pretzels ect in bars contain traces of urine.

    Mmmmmm, peed-on-nuts.
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    Yeah, but... what about this library keyboard I'm typing with? Just thinking about how many sneezed on it, or didn't wash their hands after a bathroom... ughhh! but that goes for just about anything though.

    Tangent: anyone done the wheresgeorge.com thing? I did it a couple of times, tracked some bills from across the country. [for those who don't know, allows you to submit the serial and see where it's been traced - if anyone did it before. Marked ones are best.]

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    Hehe. I did Wheresgeorge a few weeks ago. There was only
    one other entry for my dollar, and it was only about 60
    miles away from my house.

    When I first got the dollar, I read the stamp and thought I
    won something...
    Staying away from General.

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    i know someone who used a 20 bill as toilet papaer in an emergency.....and spent it lmao


    Pogs ruled i had like a billion

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    and what, pray tell did they spend it on? toilet paper wouldve been good
    Such is life.

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    lol actually, sad as it is, i think it was mcdonalds lmao

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