Your last words...

hmm...

"Dude, really, that's what cruise control is FOR..."

My last words will be something like:
"Mmm, I can't wait to eat this ham sandwich"
Or
"How do you operate this dang fangled space blaster?"

"that "Self Destruct" label is just irony."

I would steal from Socrates.

I drank what

"Yes honey that dress DOES make you look fat"

"hmm...
Red is negative, green is positive. I wonder what this black one does..."

"it's time to test my fully-working, never-before-tested atomic blaster.........hmmm, i should've put a lable for 'self distruct' and 'start' first. oh well, i have a feeling it's this one!"

EDIT : WOA: 555

possibly this, "hehe soooo many buttons, whats this one do.....<click>"

I I I I I .....................

Wendy, I can fly!