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    Lightbulb An interesting analogous discovery...

    I made an interesting analogous discovery while talking to a girl I know...

    My discovery:

    Girls are like Microsoft Windows...

    you can guess the rest...
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    Well, to be honest if you need to compare girls to Windows, there is no hope for you 'till you get a bit older.

    Then you can compare them to vintage cars etc lmffffffao.

    Hmmmm girls- soft, squidgy, beautiful, indispensable to man---now compare them to windows...I don't get it!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHH


    No sexist bollox here please-I AM believe it or not-A MAN...just couldn't understand the post..



    AND...IF the thread starter has already written a better OS than windows XP, I wish the moron would post it here, so I could upgrade.. OH wait, there is NOTHING better

    GOD DAMN M/S haters---

    DON'T use it then--unless you are working in a business--no linux comparisons/arguments here please
    Such is life.

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    dang Fountain, its called a joke, get a grip. Its a small little thing about girls mood swings, thats all....can u not take a joke? if u havent noticed yet, we have had lots of them here on the cboard ever since the beginning...

    dont get all anal...
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    guess what? your joke still doesn't make sense, but regardless, sexism isn't cool, and yes, I too, am a guy. I'm even straight. But even so, your joke doesn't make sense.
    Away.

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    Eh, if we could really flame people for bad jokes, everyone around here would have been burnt to a crisp.

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    I would say that girls are like linux - hard to understand at first, but infinitely rewarding after you get to know it.

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    Guys who compare girls to Linux are like hermits, cause neither ever get layed. JK

    Edit: added a JK just so the thick-headed individuals out there don't get ........ed.

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    Originally posted by golfinguy4
    Guys who compare girls to Linux are like hermits, cause neither ever get layed. JK

    Edit: added a JK just so the thick-headed individuals out there don't get ........ed.
    I was really starting to get ........ed at you, but then I saw the JK, and everything was good.

    Wait a minute... that means that I'm thick-headed... I think... hmm... meh.
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    Fountain, one word, buddy: valium. Look into. I expect it would do wonders for you.

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    can somebody explain the joke to me, because i seriously don't get it...

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    *shrug* when I read "Girls are like Microsoft Windows..." all I can think of is "...they both suck"

    but otherwise, I don't quite understand

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    Originally posted by TechWins
    can somebody explain the joke to me, because i seriously don't get it...
    And who does?

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