Thank you. That's what I thought. My girlfriend was trying to tell me that they are everywhere down there. That you guys walk them on leashes, buy them little shirts and stuff, and oh, "They make great pets because they have hands and can use the front door so you don't have to worry about letting them outside to do their business". Geez, how gulable does she think I am :D
Koalas are evil little bastards. They bite, scratch and ........ on you.
They carry many diseases including Clamydia.
As their diet is totally Ecalyptus leaves (no water) they have very acidic urine that they can use as a defense.
The screech one makes if you annoy it is amazing, a cross between a large cat hissing and fingers down a blackboard . There is no way that you would think they could make such a sound.