I say we compile a list of funny quotes. Here are a couple from me, and I even got them from this site.
From Contest FAQ
From nvoigt's SigHey! You said this was top secret, but it looks just like a FAQ!
Say... what do you know... you're right! I'll correct this error with the next release of the Internet.
I found those particularly hilarious. Especially since I own ME."I hear that if you play the Windows ME CD backwards, you get a satanic message"
"That's nothing. If you play it forward, it installs Windows ME !"