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    Post your stupidest jokes here

    Anyone have a joke so stupid, that it's funny?

    I know it's not that great but I'll start it off:

    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

    A: A stick


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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

    Almost as bad.

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    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk.

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

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    There are 4 white pigs, 2 pink pigs, and 1 black pig in a pig pen. How many pigs can say that there's another one that's the same color as him?



    None, pigs don't talk

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    What's green, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?

    A pool table.

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    What will Postman Pat be called when he retires?

    Pat.

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    What is green and says "blub blub"?

    A green Blub Blub.



    What is blue and says "blub blub"?

    There are no blue Blub Blubs. (duh!)

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    Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
    He fell in the sink

    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    It was the chickens day off

    What do you give a pig with a rash?
    Oinkment

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    No English

    Someone who can't speak english properly said the following...

    the telephone went green green
    then i pinked up the phone and said
    yellow ? blue is it ?
    white did you say ?
    oyoo... wrong number lah...
    don't purpley disturb people
    and dont call black


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    What is the difference between an apple and an orange?







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    Answer....They both can't drive a tractor
    Such is life.

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    Originally posted by Fountain
    What is the difference between an apple and an orange?







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    Answer....They both can't drive a tractor
    LMAO

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    What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
    I don't get it. Shouldn't it be, what's similar between....?

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    Originally posted by Cshot
    I don't get it. Shouldn't it be, what's similar between....?
    Maybe, but your thread is titled
    >Post your stupidest jokes here

    LMAO
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    hehe i thought you would like my oldest joke...

    You were correct in the assumption that I could've said...and used to say...What have an apple and an orange GOT IN COMMON?


    It is the same answer .

    HOWEVER it is much more mind boggling and funny this way
    Such is life.

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