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    Originally posted by civix
    Actually d00b, Ive seen pool tables with grey, blue, or red felt
    Ok then....

    Q: What's green and if fell out of a tree would kill you?

    A: A green pool table (or a John Deere combine)

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    What do you call two guys in a sleeping bag?















    Ken and Ober

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    >>Ken and Ober

    That is the funniest joke I have ever heard.
    Blue

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    uh, i dont get it

    (damn slow kids...)
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    btw, I couldn't stop laughing at the koala joke

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    Originally posted by Cshot
    What do you call two guys in a sleeping bag?



    Ken and Ober
    since I don't have the correct smiley: .l..
    EntropySink. You know you have to click it.

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    haha kudos on your scrappie ness... in his behalf .|.. er... haha...
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    since I don't have the correct smiley: .l..
    You mean like this:

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    look at my signature
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    why was the skeleton lonely at the ball?












    because he had nobody to dance with!!
    I am the Alpha and the Omega!!!

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    A kindergarten teacher decides she’s going to teach her students a lesson about the five senses. She wants to start with taste, so she brings in flavored sucking candies to class, blindfolds the children, and asks them to taste each one. The students have no problem identifying the cherry, lemon, and lime flavors, but when it comes to the honey sucker, they’re stumped.

    “I’ll give you a hint,” the teacher says. “You may hear your mommies and daddies call each other this flavor at home.”

    “Spit ’em out! Spit ’em out!” cries one child. “They’re ass holes!”
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    A truck driver once got a job of transferring 500 penguins from somewhere in Alaska to a Zoo in California. He was paid $5000 for the job.

    On the way, his truck broke down some 200 miles from the destination. He was waiting in the heat and the penguins were pretty uncomfortable. While waiting, he saw a bigger truck passing by and he signalled the driver to stop. Then he asked the driver to take the penguins to the zoo for $1000, and the driver agreed.

    Later the first truck driver fixed his truck and finally got to the Zoo. And from his truck, he saw the other truck driver crossing the street and there were the 500 penguins crossing behind him.The man got off and ran to the second driver and asked him what's happening. The Man said,"You told me to take the penguins to the zoo. I did. Now I am taking them to the movies!!"
    I am the Alpha and the Omega!!!

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