What happened to Stevey?

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    What happened to Stevey?

    I thought there was something missing, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then it dawned on me..... there's a lack of good joke threads, and with it, a lack of Stevey.... Where did he go?

    !!!!!Come Back Stevey!!!!!!
    A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks
    "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says
    "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have
    the breasts of an 18-year-old."
    The husband said,
    "What did he say about your 41-year-old arse?"
    "Your name never came up," she replied.
    OK, I know it's crap... but there ya go!

    And now one for the workers...
    All the organs of the body were
    having a meeting, trying to decide
    who was the one in charge.

    "I should be in charge, "said the brain,
    "because I run all the body's systems, so
    without me nothing would happen".

    I should be in charge," said the blood,
    "because I circulate oxygen all over, so
    without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge, " said the stomach,
    "because I process food and give all of
    you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said the legs,
    " because I carry the body wherever it
    needs to go."

    "I should be in charge," said the eyes,
    " because I allow the body to see where
    it goes."

    "I should be in charge, "said the rectum,
    "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the
    rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he
    shut down tight.

    Within a few days,
    the brain had a terrible headache,
    the stomach was bloated,
    the legs got wobbly,
    the eyes got watery
    and the blood was toxic.
    They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

    The Moral of the story?
    Arse holes are usually in charge.
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    He probably got in trouble for sexual harassment or something
    I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race.

    Windows XP consists of 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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    that guy is cool and i hope he gets to read this to know how cool he is.

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    >>!!!!!Come Back Stevey!!!!!!

    How can I not agree? The dude with a full diaper

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    The wife went home from work and the husband was waiting to get her in the bedroom. As he laid on the bed, he waved for his wife to come over.
    Husband: How's my little honey wunny doing today?

    The wife strolls over and trips and hits her nose on the floor.
    Husband: Oh, did u get a boo-boo on your nosey wosey?

    After they did the deed, the wife comes back from the bathroom and trips and hits her nose again.
    Husband: Clumsy B*tch!

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    Originally posted by TechWins
    that guy is cool and i hope he gets to read this to know how cool he is.


    surely youre takin' the ........ ?????

    hey whats this "So take it slow Even stop every now and again And I say when Here we go" ???...............

    u sound like my ex !!!!!
    Steve

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    Wanna know who else is missing? Stoned Coder. Haven't really seen him/her post in a while.

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    !!!!!Come Back Stevey!!!!!!


    hello !!!!!!!!

    heres an oldy but goody..........

    a hunter goes into a gun shop looking for a teloscopic sight, he's bragging about what an expert shot he is, as the sales assistant shows him the available sights. he isn't happy with any of those offered so the salesman goes in the back room and gets the best sight they have....."its expensive, its $10,000 !! but i tell ya, this is the best sight money can buy. you wanna try it ??"
    the hunter doesn't seem to mind about the price, so the salesman attaches the sight to the hunters gun so he can get a feel for the weight of it....." mister, this baby's so good u can see right into the house where i live, right up there on the hill over yonder...."
    the hunter starts looking thru the sight at the salesmans house and starts laughing
    "whats so funny......?"
    "well i can see a naked guy chasing a naked lady around your bedroom !!!"
    the salesman grabs the rifle and looks thru the sight and sure enough, his wife was being fondled by an excited young man...
    the salesman is beside himself with rage and says to the man
    "listen fella....youve been bragging what an expert shot you are.....if i give you two bullets can you blow my wifes head off with one shot, and shoot the guys dick off with the other?? if you do you can have the sight for free!"
    "ok" says the hunter and takes the bullets.
    taking a quick look thru the sight before loading, he hands one bullet back......
    "you know what?" he says "i think i can do this with just one shot !!!"
    Steve

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    That's our stevey, alright! Good to have you back
    This is my signature. Remind me to change it.

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    thanx !!

    i has bin too busy servicing mi *****es to post !!!

    must go now, Britney wants me to rub her back.........just one nice little joke for the ladies b4 i go....

    how do you know if its time to wash the dishes and clean the house ??

    look inside your pants..if you can see a penis, its not time !!!!
    Steve

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    [sarcasm]
    oh, joy, sexist jokes. how funny. i can not believe the amount of laughter i am experiencing right now. this offends no one! it's good clean fun. i love political correctness, but i love these jokes more![/sarcasm]
    sexist jokes went out with the 60s. they don't even make sense in our society today.

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    sexist jokes went out with the 60s. they don't even make sense in our society today.
    I'm sure stevey will apologize quickly, Mrs. Clinton.
    I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race.

    Windows XP consists of 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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    Originally posted by ygfperson
    [sarcasm]
    oh, joy, sexist jokes. how funny. i can not believe the amount of laughter i am experiencing right now. this offends no one! it's good clean fun. i love political correctness, but i love these jokes more![/sarcasm]
    sexist jokes went out with the 60s. they don't even make sense in our society today.


    so you don't like this one........?????

    whats the difference between a penis and a bonus ??
    your wife will always blow your bonus .

    or this

    kevin was driving over the Severn bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Sharon about to jump into the water far below
    he slams his brakes on and stops
    "what the **** are you doing ?" he shouts
    She turns round with tears in her eyes and says " Kevin, you got me pregnant, so now i'll have to kill myself"
    at this Kevin gets a lump in his throat and is almost reduced to tears......
    " oh Sharon, what a gal......not only are you a great shag, but you're a real sport too !"
    Steve

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    whatever. i have better things to do than complain about sexism.

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    Welcome back Stevey!
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