Excuses

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    Excuses

    It just doesn't get any better.

    EXCUSES
    These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)
    collected by schools from all over the country.

    1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
    Please execute him.

    2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
    shot.

    3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,
    31, 32, and also 33.

    4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

    5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
    of a tree and misplaced his hip.

    6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
    7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
    hurt in the growing part.

    8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered
    by very close veins.

    9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

    10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)
    (dyrea) (direathe) the ****s.

    12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and
    his boots leak.

    13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

    14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

    15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
    I don't know what size she wear.

    16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
    get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
    it was Sunday.

    17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
    funeral.

    18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
    weekend with the Marines.

    19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
    could not breed well.

    20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
    gramps.

    21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

    22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

    23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
    throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and
    sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
    the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going
    around,
    her father even got hot last night.

    24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His
    father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with
    the doctor.

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    very fuNNy...specially the last few ones

    but i thiNk soMeoNe is goiNg tO deLete tHis thRead...

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    [LMAO] Even her father got hot last night! classical..[/LMAO]
    Such is life.

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    My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
    Please execute him.
    Imagine what kind of power the parent has granted the school!!
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
    Such supportive and loving parents!

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    17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
    ....The dumb murderer.
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    Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps
    Hilarious.

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    >>Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.<<

    Does that really bother Jim?

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    Originally posted by Zeeshan

    but i thiNk soMeoNe is goiNg tO deLete tHis thRead...
    why would anyone do that? This is hilarious

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