The Secret to Checkers...

Chess sucks, it's for wieners... Checkers is
obviously the better game.

If any of you are ever in a national checkers
competition, here's a secret (but keep it quiet):

Don't move your back row...

That's the key. Right there. You're welcome.

LMAO!! haha.. *look of amazement*... wow... did you figure that out all by yourself??

How is checkers played? I play Chinese Checkers the real way (jumps, jumps, and gap jumps!!).

Chess sucks, it's for wieners...

Here's a hint :

Don't post stuff like this unless you can beat Kasparov

You have to jump in tournement play. So not moving the back row isn't an option....

But I get the feeling you are just be the wild and crazy guy you are most of the time.

[sarcastic]Juping susally works pretty good...[/sarcastic]

And what exactly is a "juping susually".... checkers must have come a long way since I was a kid.

There are even these secret phrases now.

That was "Jumping Usually"...the typo demon strikes again!!!