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    hmm... and sunday Actually, I work our dispatch center on weekends when they need me... (a crapload this weekend apparently. 10 hours today, 12 tomorrow... hot damn that will be a nice check... not to mention the 6 hours i get next weekend.

    how many hours do you work (as in an actual job) in an average week?
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    >how many hours do you work.
    About 40 normally. Monday-Friday, weekends if necessary, but that doesn't happen very often. But then I'm on call a lot too (24x7)

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    dam beat

    A. Worker.
    Q. Is it a sexual worker?
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    >Is it a sexual worker?
    No, that's Ken's mum.

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    err... umm... is WHAT a sexual worker? and in most cases, no.

    edit/ damn... beatin again

    stolen? I can't say that I've ever actually stolen anything... that's one area of my life that I'm proud of.

    do you think you could ever be a full-time pornstar... with the right "equipment" and such already given?
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    >do you think you could ever be a full-time pornstar
    Ahhh... if only I could hold my stomach in long enough...

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    no dammit... I was supposed to have sex on the beach this summer, but never got around to it... damn these cops and they're patrolling ways!

    edit >>Ahhh... if only I could hold my stomach in long enough...
    had to let you know that made me laugh


    ever park in a secluded spot so you could get out and do the nasty on the hood... only to end up staying in the car because a small animal ran by?
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    No. He joined in and squealed uncontrollably. We all recalled fond memories of the good ol' days while sucking back on a cubin.

    Q. Who thinks those "101 sex positions" books should involve aided pics of Ken's mum?
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    >....only to end up staying in the car because a small animal ran by?
    Now THAT made ME laugh !
    Answer: err no. All my activities have been in-car entertainment only. But I can see how the small animal thing might just spoil the mood. Don't want a squirrel getting hold of the wrong nuts.

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    >Who thinks those "101 sex positions" books should involve aided pics of Ken's mum?
    Me! As long as they don't include the ones of me and her last Friday night.

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    depends on where it ends up We usually take both take care of ourselves and what needs mopping ...

    top or bottom?
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    Hammer, look at the times of my post and yours, you were beat.

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    >..you were beat.
    I know, I edited and answered yours though.

    > Audience?
    Only the cats.....

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    I think I'd like one once maybe. who knows... she wants to do it publicly... making me think she wouldn't care... never have to this point tho... although... and i must tell you this story...

    once my girl and I were going at it, and my roommates were in the living room watching Vanilla Sky, and during one of the sex scenes, there was moaning on the movie, but they heard something in the background, so the turned it down and it turns out my girl was getting a little loud They said "it was like a real life movie".

    /edit... beaten again.

    ehh.. bath water is ok... lubrication and the movement of the water are your problems tho

    ever been caught by your parents?
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    Yes, nothing much happend.

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    Pretty much anywhere you can park a car, including right outside the front of her house.

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